By snitchovich - 27/05/2009 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML
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reetah 0

gorgeous guys generally know they're gorgeous, and tend to think they can be jerks. don't worry, a lot of men actually prefer smaller boobs! or you could stuff, whatever floats your boat. :P

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Manda777 0

haha wow. what a jackass. and yea 3 thats usually true. it is so hard to find an extremely hott guy that isn't a total douche.

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The_Master 0

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SICK BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah...ur life's ******...

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sneek_fml 1

ur comment just made my day

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reetah 0

gorgeous guys generally know they're gorgeous, and tend to think they can be jerks. don't worry, a lot of men actually prefer smaller boobs! or you could stuff, whatever floats your boat. :P

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DeadxManxWalking 27

prefer average not too bug.

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EnJey0 19

That's only assuming they were raised by a douche father. If they were raised right, with manners and respect, they won't act like that.

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Manda777 0

haha wow. what a jackass. and yea 3 thats usually true. it is so hard to find an extremely hott guy that isn't a total douche.

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isthisonetaken 0

maybe you should get a push up bra

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Ilovelife07 0

pft, dont sweat it. small boobs are way better

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sunshiiiineXD 0

Maybe that's his way of saying he wants you? Haha FYL.

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didi666_fml 0

maybe girls will start going for the guy that doesnt look like an underwear model but actually sees beyond the boobs..

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taleeeeeen 0

hahahha "a guy whoo sees beyond the boobz" lmao

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