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By tay - 17/09/2013 15:44 - Canada - Erin

Today, it was my first day closing alone at a pet store when a lady came in wanting to return a bird she bought months ago. Once I informed her there were no returns on livestock, she let the bird free and ran out the door, leaving me to catch it and explain to my manager where it came from. FML

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Flipped the bird

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 05:59

Today, a client walked into my store with a duck in her hands. I had to explain to her that she couldn't bring the bird shopping with her. We got a 1-star review. FML

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Late reaction

By "chris_lillo" - 31/01/2020 18:00 - United States - Waco

Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML

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The bird

By Mariah Barnes - 24/07/2020 08:01

Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML

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By midwesternpetclerk - 09/11/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

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By shaviTuT - 07/02/2013 19:44 - Malaysia - Bandar Penggaram

Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML

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The Rainbow Bridge

By fishyrael - 30/10/2019 20:00

Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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It's MINE

By birdy - 01/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, after months of trying to persuade her to give it to a wildlife rescue, I reported my stepmother to the authorities for illegally keeping an endangered bird in the kitchen. When they took it, she screamed that I had no right to do that, as she considered it hers since she found it. FML

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By bzygirl - 26/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML

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Bano360 25

Tuesday 17 September 2013 18:46

Oh retail, how I hate thee.

MBSC 11

Tuesday 17 September 2013 18:48

At least she didn't try to return a dead bird?

Comments

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Tuesday 17 September 2013 18:49

Free bird, in two ways.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:17

"Woohoo! Play Free Bird!"

punz 7

Tuesday 17 September 2013 22:05

That's what I was thinking, Freeeeeee Bird Yaaaaa!

kimmpwns 8

Tuesday 17 September 2013 18:55

Only in Canada

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:08

#16, 'ANA-DUH! It's the best I could do with the 'Murica motif.

KawaiiCupcake 14

Wednesday 18 September 2013 1:52

Canada has free health care and education! -American

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:34

Well I think that grandfather thinks she's evil for setting a bird free... The security cameras (if they're were any) should have picked up that footage of what happened...hope the bird didst keep you out too late...or for that matter make a mess of the store...but the plus side is you can probably re sell the bird hopefully to a better owner..,

Chellec2013 28

Tuesday 17 September 2013 21:18

Where did you get grandfather from?

lexa1love 16

Tuesday 17 September 2013 23:53

It was a really bad attempt at referencing a past FML.

etishuman22 32

Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:34

Well at least you guys made a 100% profit on the bird! Sell it again, then they'll want to return the bird, and so on and so on and so on. You and the bird could have a nice cash reward for this scheme.

chadchenz 6

Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:40

So she didn't get her money back for the bird and gave it back to the store? How is that payback she just supported the store.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:41

"Oh hi, boss. Where did this bird come from, you ask? Well, how do I explain this... Let's see... Uh... Ya see, when a mommy bird and a daddy bird love each other very much..."

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:44

Your manger? Isn't it a bit early to put out your Nativity Scene? Anyways, a plastic Baby Jesus isn't going to care where some random bird came from!

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 5 February 2016 7:22

Trying WAY too hard, man...

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:46

This bird is no more!!!...

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:59

#31, no, 'e's resting! Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage!

gracehi 31

Tuesday 17 September 2013 21:55

I guess OP shouldn't have nailed him to the perch a claimed that he was tired and shagged out from a long squawk. But maybe his brother in Bolton (or is it Ipswitch?) can replace the bird.