Work, Poopoo peepee and Transportation: Get off my hood

Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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By RickTooBomb - 05/10/2016 15:23 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I was working as a valet when an old guy came up and wanted us to park his car. He said he had an accident. We looked in the car and saw poop all over the seat. We still had to park the car. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, while at work in the service department of a car dealership, I sat in the driver seat of an old man's car to get the mileage. He'd just pissed in the seat. FML

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When nature calls

By Sacha - 19/01/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML

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FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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No exit! No choice!

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 03:00

Today, I drove my car and suddenly I got diarrhea & shit my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then, one of my work mates saw my car and came to say hello, she saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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momo3p 22

Monday 4 January 2016 14:45

These damn bird people

Avi8r 22

Monday 4 January 2016 14:47

Well the customer is always right...

Comments

momo3p 22

Monday 4 January 2016 14:45

These damn bird people

iMuffinKat 16

Tuesday 5 January 2016 7:09

At least the man didn't poop ON his car

Dune1988 18

Monday 4 January 2016 14:47

well thats shitty

Avi8r 22

Monday 4 January 2016 14:51

I don't see how people can still make this comment and not expected to be buried

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 4 January 2016 20:38

I think they do expect to be buried but make the comment anyhow to get it out there or something.

Avi8r 22

Monday 4 January 2016 14:47

Well the customer is always right...

silky_mitts 11

Monday 4 January 2016 14:49

I heard that it washes off easier than bird poop

Kallian_fml 21

Monday 4 January 2016 14:50

Don't worry OP, the same thing happened to me at work. But then again, I work with 2 year olds...

swanheart 35

Monday 4 January 2016 14:53

Don't think I've ever met a drunk two year old lol

ragnarok1540 39

Monday 4 January 2016 15:11

You haven't seen a dunk 2 year old before? I guess you don't watch honey boo boo. I hear that "go-go juice" is 1 part vodka, 1 part coffee, with a splash Mountain Dew thrown in for flavor. Apparently it's all the rage on the playgrounds these days.

Kallian_fml 21

Tuesday 5 January 2016 0:53

2 year olds are drunk all the time. Have you never noticed the way they stumble around slurring their words?

XxDanno316xX 27

Monday 4 January 2016 14:58

Brace yourselves, the shit puns are coming.

Fuhkyoo 17

Monday 4 January 2016 15:05

well that's... unfortunate.

kenyrabit 25

Friday 11 November 2016 18:04

To be fair, they had particularly shitty timing.

Thoricsteam20 24

Monday 4 January 2016 14:59

Well they weren't lying.

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 4 January 2016 14:59

Hopefully it wasn't diarrhea Oy

ragnarok1540 39

Monday 4 January 2016 15:03

I don't think that's the right kind of "business" that you are looking for. You should redirect the man to the real toilet, down at the police station ...