Sex, Virginity and Awkward: Single and ready to Pringle

Single and ready to Pringle

By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 00:00

Today, I realized that the guy I lost my virginity to only slept with me for a bet. He confessed and apologized. He truly looked like he regretted it, so I forgave him and we hooked up again. Turns out this was a bet too. The worst part? I would do it again, because I'm really that lonely. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2014 21:51 - United States - Lemont

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML

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By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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Oops...

By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 04:21 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML

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Mission accomplished

By Lovestupid - 03/11/2009 09:25 - Australia

Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with for a while but hadn't seen for ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after not calling me for a month. He was right. FML

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Not the one

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 23:00

Today, the guy who told me he “wasn’t looking for a relationship” started being in a relationship with another girl. I lost my virginity to him and went on a few dates with him. He’s actually confused as to why I’m upset about this. FML

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Forever alone

By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 08:08

Today, being a lonely exchange student, I slept with a guy from my dorm who I don’t genuinely like, just to show myself a good time. His equipment, fully deployed, was not even the size of my thumb and the entire business lasted less than 20 seconds. I was lonely enough to let him back in again. Twice. FML

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cuz803 44

Sunday 9 October 2022 1:36

Please don't degrade yourself by pleasing this toolbag for his bets. Practice self respect and cut him out your life. Find joy by putting yourself out there and hanging out with people that love you for you and not for your body.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 9 October 2022 0:03

If he scores a trifecta with you, he really should be cutting you in on his cash winnings. Hope he doesn't give you an infecta!

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 9 October 2022 0:03

If he scores a trifecta with you, he really should be cutting you in on his cash winnings. Hope he doesn't give you an infecta!

cuz803 44

Sunday 9 October 2022 1:36

Chazzster 28

Sunday 9 October 2022 1:39

Regardless of the initial motivations, if you “hooked up” more than once, there must have been something about it that both of you enjoyed… But don’t read too much into it…

Ubehage 32

Monday 10 October 2022 13:22

One does it for cash, the other does it for joy. I think you forgot to read into OP's original message.

Liam Rowley 17

Sunday 9 October 2022 1:50

Girl, you’re surely desirable if he hooked up with you twice. Just get more self confidence and you’ll get all the guys you want. In the meantime, why not hook up with him again if you enjoy it. Nothing wrong there 😉