Intimacy, Sex, TikTok and Frustration: You'll miss me when I'm gone - FML

You'll miss me when I'm gone

By Anonymous - 04/09/2024 20:00 - Germany - Borken

Spicy

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend. I did my best to get him hard, and as always, I succeeded, but he still didn’t bother to look up from his phone. Unfortunately this happens almost every time I try to have sex with him. I guess TikTok is more important. FML

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Not into it

By Anonymous - 04/11/2022 06:00

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Today, I tried to seduce my long term boyfriend into doing the deed for about an hour. He didn't even put his phone down. FML

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Hard to believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

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Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

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Busting makes me feel good

By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 12:00

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Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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So frustratiiiiing

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 12:00

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Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML

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Sweet summer child

By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 05:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 14:00

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Today, I got home and I was feeling horny so I leapt on my boyfriend, except he had just got home from a 16-hour day and was too tired. After his nap, he was horny but by that time I was way too tired and no longer horny. This is ridiculous, we can’t even get laid even though we live together. FML

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angus 9

Thursday 5 September 2024 7:37

Get a new boyfriend

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Thursday 5 September 2024 1:33

I think you need to give him an ultimatum

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thefmlman2011 36

Thursday 5 September 2024 1:33

I think you need to give him an ultimatum

angus 9

Thursday 5 September 2024 7:37

Get a new boyfriend

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Thursday 5 September 2024 14:41

time for a new boyfriend

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Friday 6 September 2024 12:50

move on.

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Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML

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Today, despite leaving early to go to work, I still ended up late because some dude decided to have an argument with the bus driver, delaying us by 20 minutes. As a result, I was fired without a write-up. This was my first ever time being late. FML

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Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML

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