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By ishweta56 - 17/01/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

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By jailey - 26/07/2016 02:26

Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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By kayla53 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Elmer

Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

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By lonelygirl - 14/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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By 21! - 03/07/2012 01:53 - United States - Schenectady

Today, while walking around my college campus, I passed by a dorm where a drunk guy was peeing out one of the top floor windows while his drunk friends cheered him on. That guy is my boyfriend. Lucky me. FML

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x_eyebrows 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 5:13

Well, instead of sitting on your asses at home and feeling sorry for yourselves, you could actually go out and do something WITHOUT your boyfriends. You don't need them to have fun.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Friday 17 April 2009 22:27

one: you couldve went out with your boyfriends to go clubbing. two: you could have a girls night..out, in, whatever. three: stop being whiny bitches. and four: what ******* guys go clubbing anyway? toolbags, douchebags, and gay guys. which one of those describe your boyfriends?

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attaboy368 20

Friday 30 December 2011 20:22

I can totally relate!

hiddenpoet 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 20:37

Dump them?

smurfsarwales 9

Tuesday 24 January 2012 23:20

*facepalm

Cojoe13 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:49

Um wtf y r u sitting at home then?

gears5 7

Monday 5 March 2012 22:46

ydi

Lady_T 3

Tuesday 20 March 2012 10:30

My friends and I.

mim777 4

Monday 30 April 2012 22:41

i understand happened to me too

SavannahJanee 6

Thursday 27 September 2012 5:54

Thats your own fault..

michiny112 3

Wednesday 31 October 2012 8:07

Aha jokes on them!

aaronlopez20 4

Thursday 3 January 2013 15:06

or you can say you guys made out when they get back? haha

BauerMegan 31

Sunday 4 August 2013 7:20

Your friend and I

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