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By Anonymous - 23/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 546

You deserved it 5 628

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 466

You deserved it 28 231

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 400

You deserved it 2 686

By cockalicious - 01/03/2011 05:29

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 712

You deserved it 5 021

By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 419

You deserved it 3 447

By stuck - 12/06/2016 05:59 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 185

You deserved it 4 353

By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 899

You deserved it 16 317

By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 039

You deserved it 1 385

By kierstin - 19/10/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 507

You deserved it 6 849

By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 302

You deserved it 4 023

thisisbutaname 38

Wednesday 23 September 2020 17:18

What do you mean he "tried to"? If he wants to break up it's over, full stop.

ojoRojo 27

Wednesday 23 September 2020 17:35

Sooo why are you still trying to be with him? He’s your ex. Let him go.

Comments

raven_of_azarath 34

Thursday 24 September 2020 1:42

So he doesn’t want to be with you, and you refuse to leave. Sounds like more of an FML for him than for you.

rotflqtms_ 21

Thursday 24 September 2020 21:21

It takes TWO people to be in a relationship. if one person no longer wants to be in said relationship, the relationship is OVER, FULL STOP. No ifs and or buts about it! I don't care what your excuse is, it's over the second one person wants it to be over. Don't try forcing it on someone. Sorry, but he's not your boyfriend anymore.