Get the checkbook out

By Ah piss - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my roommate let me know he "bumped" another car with mine. What he really meant was that I need a new rear quarter panel and the very angry BMW driver he hit has all of my information. FML
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perdix 29

My grandpa said, "There are two things you never lend out: your car and your wife. Neither of them will come back the same."

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MetalFish 0

lol your roomy is a ****

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happykate120 0

why would you let a dip shit drive your car?

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perdix 29

My grandpa said, "There are two things you never lend out: your car and your wife. Neither of them will come back the same."

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happykate120 0

lol most of the time they both come back smelling funny too :P

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perdix 29

Especially when they get rear-ended.

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LeoFML 1

11 is not just the win of this FML, but the daily winner! Round of applause everybody.

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lovelove24 1

firstttttt ;) sucka's there's always next time guyssss

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MetalFish 0

about half an hour late, there mate

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michelleJ11 25

Don't worry #9, there's always next time, 'sucka'.

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frootietootie 0

your fault for lending your car to an retard like him.

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jaybird09 0

hence take his car and ram in to something, payback is fun

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triggerit 5

and only then let him drive to the bar...

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Make sure that your roomate is sober before you let him use your car.

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