Get the checkbook out

By Ah piss - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my roommate let me know he "bumped" another car with mine. What he really meant was that I need a new rear quarter panel and the very angry BMW driver he hit has all of my information. FML
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perdix 29

My grandpa said, "There are two things you never lend out: your car and your wife. Neither of them will come back the same."

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MetalFish 0

lol your roomy is a ****

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keilanclarke 0

while he's asleep cut off all his hair. bonus points if you use it to clog his exhaust pipe(:

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RedPillSucks 31

take him to small claims court.

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LeftyPitcher 0

retard alert dumbass gives roomate car to be borrow and ***** it up ah I can see it now timmrows headline nice jib dumbass fuckface ho bitch **** faggit ***** dick head!!!

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skyeyez9 24

Accidentally beat the shit out of him with a bag of oranges.

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Amber_the_Great 0

as antoine dodson said, "you are so dumb. you are really dumb, fo real"

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xGabri3L 3

That's what you get for 'bumping' into a beamer!

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TylerX 0

I would be pissed if someone hit my X3.

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iltby 3

Should probably tell the cops or something.

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doong_fml 0

how do you hit someone elses car with your rear quarter panel? was he drifting or something?

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