Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't...

By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2015 04:04 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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blueflare21 3

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:07

Wow that was probably the most awkward moment you can ever live lol

santaCLAUZx 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:16

that's a little funny but it's not like she really knew the reality of the situation.lmao.

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blueflare21 3

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:07

Wow that was probably the most awkward moment you can ever live lol

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Sunday 28 April 2013 18:30

Yeah:/ but its kinda sad too:/

cucuto89 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:09

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Kurmen 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:10

Oh my god. Poor you :(

thrawg 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:12

that sux

amy_shmamy 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:13

wtf why would you put that there? she has alzeihmers

WillN210 7

Thursday 10 July 2014 23:31

she has a cane to walk...

kb26hockey 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:14

smack a hoe.

EndZone 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:26

LMFAO. I died.

dramakat11 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:33

Thank you! People need to think logically about what "fml" means on this site. People just get angry and go off on people without even thinking. Of course this counts as an fml because it was obviously an upsetting experience for the OP. I'm sure the OP doesn't blame her grandmother at all; she has a debilitating disease. That's not the point though. Not only was getting hit with a cane and called a **** by her grandma an upsetting experience, it must be a sad and upsetting experience in general to watch a loved one lose her memories and get so upset over a situation that isn't even really happening. This IS an FML and the OP in no way implied that her grandmother deserves some sort of blame for the incident. #10 you are an IDIOT.

seb12992 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:38

Agreed with #18 100%. Some people on this site need to stop being so strict about what they consider a real FML. ******* idiots. And #10, you're a straight jackass.

scorpiuss 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:14

that's so funny =))

Uvula 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 20:14

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