GET UP

By hottygirl905 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML
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ambowew 7

Well, what are you waiting for? GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!

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qwaszxwesdxc 0

Water you waiting for? Pee what I did there? But I'm not just kidneying around.

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Lucked0ut 0

This sounds like a Mrs. Wolowitz mother. I'm sorry you have to deal with your little slice of Hell.

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caberon 7

Haha oh #4, Quite a creative and perhaps profitable idea! Hope the labs won't freak out when they see a kidney infection in the drug tests!

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Theia_fml 0

Oh c'mon! At least end your "sentence" with a punctuation mark!

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Theia_fml 0

Your mother is waking you up every 2 hours because she cares, does she set up an alarm just so she can wake you up to go pee? She's really worried for you.

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BunBunBabe 8

I don't think the doctor made it mandatory for her to say that when waking you up though.. Either way feel better

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

4 When you said "Don't hold your pee in or you will explode" I imagined that OP would just be casually reading the newspaper on the toilet and then OP's kidney yells ALLAH HU AHKBAR!!! and then OP explodes into into a huge mushroom cloud.

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idontknowyou123 0

Go Pee Before You Die sounds like a song from a medicore band. I am sooo gonna make a cover of it

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linkinpark98 23

Well? You don't want to die right? GO TAKE THAT PISS!

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