Get your facts straight

By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
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katplayer 4

Jeez. FYL, man. Didn't you try to explain?

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curley18 3

well at least you got out of it sooner rather than later.

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BlueBomber 0

Today, I got caught cheating and my girlfriend dumped me. Eager to convince myself I'm not a douchebag, I made up a story about my sister and posted it on the Internet. My reputation is saved! MLIG

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butterynipple08 0

you kiss your sister? weird...

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lovin_darkness 0

ooooo totaly FYL man. thats gotta suck fat hairy monkey balls

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trackrunner00008 0

sooo **** your sister? haha nvm that's too gross to say

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, FYL. Avoid jealous, possessive females. She showed her true colors here- you're better off without this one.

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Bobnumerotres 1

If you have a girlfriend who considers her friend's opinions final and makes decisions before even considering you, she wasn't a very good girlfriend, was she? Her loss.

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emdre 0

why didn't you just say it was your sister. this is ******* stupid

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