Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 201
You deserved it 137
November 11: Memories and smiles
Historical anecdotes with a light touch to commemorate with a respectful smile. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

peterblack67 9

Are you finding girls at some sort of ultra Christian school? Cause most people don't care if your parents are divorced.

17 0
RichardPencil 30

Do you keep it secret? Typically, one has several dates before they consider someone a girlfriend, and you might discuss your family on one of those. Something smells here.

7 0

Comments

peterblack67 9

Are you finding girls at some sort of ultra Christian school? Cause most people don't care if your parents are divorced.

17 0
Rusty Armstrong 13

it probably has something to do with the statistic about children of divorced parents being more likely to get divorced themselves. she'd probably make a decent gambler

0 0
jkjorn 16

Could be, but for OP to find 4 in a row that think like that is pretty bad luck. OP would NOT make a good gambler!

0 0
Brightside86 30

Feels like high school drama, or there is some weird biproduct of his parents divorce, like split custody.

0 0
LennyB13 2

I would still call the excuse of split custody high school drama. Once you’re an adult you make time see people, it either works out or not.

0 0
RichardPencil 30

Do you keep it secret? Typically, one has several dates before they consider someone a girlfriend, and you might discuss your family on one of those. Something smells here.

7 0