Sports and Pranks: Prank you back

Prank you back

By Chris - 27/08/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML

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You deserved it 6 052

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By wtf - 17/12/2012 19:38 - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

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You deserved it 3 878

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 542

You deserved it 111

By Jon - 07/07/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML

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You deserved it 69 914

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07

Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 633

You deserved it 1 524

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 21:40 - United States - Lusby

Today, my boss made me play golf with some executives of a company we're hoping to secure a business deal with, despite me having no golf training. My first swing ended up with me being rushed to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 295

You deserved it 4 869

By headache - 23/02/2015 01:41 - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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You deserved it 5 244

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By fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 478

You deserved it 3 584

By Anonymous - 17/01/2017 14:06

Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 753

You deserved it 1 645

By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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You deserved it 56 179

GGs

By deerslayer559 - 27/09/2017 23:14

Today, while playing golf, I hit my ball near some tall grass along the edge of the water. Unbeknownst to me, there was an alligator hiding in the grass. He growled at me during my shot, causing me to put the ball directly into the pond. Alligator: 1 Me: 0. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 777

You deserved it 451

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 August 2019 22:15

You're lucky you just got hit by a golf ball. You deserve to get clubbed mercilessly and then spiked. What a prick thing to do!

Cj Curry 5

Tuesday 27 August 2019 23:06

******* prick.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 August 2019 22:15

You're lucky you just got hit by a golf ball. You deserve to get clubbed mercilessly and then spiked. What a prick thing to do!

Chantalle Hensgens-Waltmans 19

Tuesday 27 August 2019 22:15

So you got one in your hole?

Cj Curry 5

Tuesday 27 August 2019 23:06

******* prick.

zoelog 10

Tuesday 27 August 2019 23:25

ydi. I dont know why you thought that would be funny.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Tuesday 27 August 2019 23:40

yeah **** you enjoy

Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 28 August 2019 0:48

Yeah, uh, you deserved it. Happy Gilmore would beat you up and not get in any trouble.

skippydoda 32

Wednesday 28 August 2019 1:19

I stopped at "I thought it'd be funny" and hit YDI

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 28 August 2019 7:03

Every single golfer at that course should have wrapped their 9-Irons around your empty skull, kicked you in the nuts with their cleats, and buried you neck deep in a sand trap. A lobotomy would be funnier than you, you worthless piece of shit.