By wtf - 17/12/2012 19:38 - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

That's god telling you he doesn't like you.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

That's god telling you he doesn't like you.

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Sandsh8rk 36

It's a sign of the apocalypse. Take cover!!

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silvercamaro 22

I think tiger woods is nearby, he can't seem to get the ball on the course these days

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SlenderMann 10

You sure it was a golf ball? Or was it realization? No I'm kidding OP. I hope you aren't really hurt.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Good balls be going crazy now a days.

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TheReaper13x 10

I don't believe in god and I think that's funny

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Carmstro 13

64 I'm an atheist and I thought your comment was unnecessary at the very least

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green2go 14

64 all you are I respect your opinion but please keep it to yourself all you are going to do is piss people off

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sens3sfailing 24

we did have a very nice discussion about religion on a thread a few weeks back, but as another atheist, really not the appropriate time for a similar discussion. we should be talking about balls...GOLF balls...or balls...whichever one I guess

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ging3r5 3

I thought of JD and Turk hitting golf balls off the roof of Sacred Heart

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VengeanceChicken 12

I remember that FML It was priceless.

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savage93 11

I hit a golf ball out of my back yard nd i dont noe where it went. :/

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BellaBelle_fml 23

savage93 - You're from Madera, so I forgive your spelling mistakes.

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howdeedoo 22

Maybe there are some angry squirrels out there

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andyyroxx 20

I know he's a chipmunk, but the commenter above still seems a bit suspicious.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

**** you! I hate squirrels! Those bastards keep stealing my nuts! And I'm a girl.

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lilhellian 26

*Hands squeaky the bag I collected for her* :) Just being a helpful pomeranian! :D

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gc327072 30

28/ you ain't fooling me, I know you're just sticking around b/c y'all had a dog/chipmunk child.

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lilhellian 26

That's a lie, I really like her! :D She's cute riding that toy.. Just don't give her caffine..

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lilhellian 26

Don't call her an ungodly freak! :( She's adorable!

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Carmstro 13

I was thinking that a bird might have dropped it. I've seen birds flying around with man-made objects in their talons before. :/

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Keastwood, you have offended my child. Prepare to die.

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sens3sfailing 24

*starts taking bets for the fight between the insane chipmunk that is probably on cocain against the orangutan who talks to his fingers* my bets on the chipmunk

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143dav 8

Go buy a lottery ticket. This doesn't happen every day so maybe it's fate's signs to you :)

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hannaaaahr 33

If it was a sign, I doubt it was fate telling OP that she was lucky, more likely that it was fate telling OP to stay in the house and never come out again

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sens3sfailing 24

you are statistically more likely to die on your way to buying a lotto ticket, than said lotto ticket being a big winner.

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im_bored_tired 12

That's what you get for running over bob!! -Other angry squirrels

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sushichick 17

It was Happy Gilmore of course!

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LolPieRofl 11

Thats what i thought! Haha i love that movie

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lilhellian 26

There's a thumbing option for a reason.. Please don't let the hard work of the FML monkeys go to waste..

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lilhellian 26

There's a thumbing option for a reason.. Please don't let the hard work of the FML monkeys go to waste..

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WhatYouMean 4

THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

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Redoxx_fml 22

Squidward the sky had a baby!

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mizuki123 8

Reminds me from gym today.. This kid chucked a ball trying to make that basket. He failed, almost hitting a kids head. Twice..

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