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By ELK - 18/07/2018 15:00

Today, having played golf for 15 years, I had my first hole in one. I was playing by myself. There were no witnesses. FML

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By wtf - 17/12/2012 19:38 - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

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You deserved it 3 878

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 21:40 - United States - Lusby

Today, my boss made me play golf with some executives of a company we're hoping to secure a business deal with, despite me having no golf training. My first swing ended up with me being rushed to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 298

You deserved it 4 869

By Sammy - 27/04/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

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You deserved it 5 555

Prank you back

By Chris - 27/08/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML

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You deserved it 6 054

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07

Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML

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You deserved it 1 524

By Jacquelinez - 20/05/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

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You deserved it 3 110

By Dingbat - 13/06/2013 23:59 - United States - Quarryville

Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML

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You deserved it 6 687

GGs

By deerslayer559 - 27/09/2017 23:14

Today, while playing golf, I hit my ball near some tall grass along the edge of the water. Unbeknownst to me, there was an alligator hiding in the grass. He growled at me during my shot, causing me to put the ball directly into the pond. Alligator: 1 Me: 0. FML

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You deserved it 451

By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 20:17 - United States - Fresno

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

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You deserved it 26 158

Gooooooooooal!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

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Top comments

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 28 June 2018 18:40

I know you don't have bragging rights, but HOLE IN ONE, MAN! You know you accomplished it.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 28 June 2018 19:39

Look, man, you caddied yourself, played with yourself, and still got a hole-in-one. You deserve kudos today.

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JasonThorn 20

Thursday 28 June 2018 18:40

I know you don't have bragging rights, but HOLE IN ONE, MAN! You know you accomplished it.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Thursday 28 June 2018 19:39

Look, man, you caddied yourself, played with yourself, and still got a hole-in-one. You deserve kudos today.

Mal2003 17

Wednesday 18 July 2018 20:03

He played himself by playing by himself.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Wednesday 18 July 2018 15:51

Go to the next restaurant and treat yourself to something then. You deserve it. You made your first hole in one after all...

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 18 July 2018 15:58

There’s a tradition that when you get a hole-in-one, you buy a round of drinks for everyone at the clubhouse. Do that and everyone there will believe you really did it!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 18 July 2018 17:41

They always warned you to not play with yourself.

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 18 July 2018 18:38

Congrats man and keep it going u'll eventually get a witness to one,my grandfather claimed to have had at least a dozen in his life but only 7 were witnessed in his 50 some yrs of playing.

Voracity1 2

Wednesday 18 July 2018 20:48

I'm sorry that you need validation by other people to feel accomplishment for something you did all by yourself

chubbear 14

Wednesday 18 July 2018 21:53

I'm sorry you feel the need to comment stuff like this in attempt to make someone feel bad because you're that insecure.

Lalala579121 27

Wednesday 18 July 2018 22:09

If an OP gets a hole in one in the forest, but nobody is around to witness it, does it make a sound?

interesting33 36

Wednesday 18 July 2018 23:40

this genuinely made me laugh

chris_lillo 15

Thursday 19 July 2018 7:45

I don't believe it until I see it!

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Today, I tried reaching out to a brand on Instagram, telling them I'm a rising influencer and would love a free sample of some of their products to review. They replied back with a laughing emoji and "You have 44 followers. Eat shit." Then they posted it on their story, with my name listed. FML

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 184

You deserved it 5 288

Today, I went to my husband’s funeral. Not his real one, his rehearsal funeral. He just wants to make sure everything will go according to plan. As far as I know, he is a very healthy 26-year-old. FML

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You deserved it 118

Today, I realized that sometimes I forget to turn off my desk light when I leave the room for dinner. I also learned that said desk light can get hot enough to melt plastic, which is why my brand-new laptop screen was literally oozing onto the table top when I got back. FML

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You deserved it 12 857

Today, as part of my job at a pet store, I helped our frat house president pick out goldfish for the new aquarium the big brothers are installing over summer break. And, once I'm initiated, I'll get to swallow one of the fish. FML

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Today, after wasting $60 and 3 hours of my time getting my hair dyed to get rid of the ugly orange tint it had from the last time I got my hair dyed, it turned out to be the exact same color I started with. I go on vacation in 6 days and hate my hair. I'm not looking forward to taking pictures, that’s for sure. FML

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You deserved it 649

Today, I'm aware that being tied up by your rugby friends is something that happens after a night of drinking. Still being tied the following morning is less fun, especially when you’re outside a local school on a Monday morning, wearing nothing but a feather boa around your waist, and zip ties on your arms. FML

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You deserved it 193