Giddy approval!

By SailorVenus93 - 29/10/2019 20:00

Today, I got so ecstatic about getting approved for a credit card that I made myself sick. I guess my first ever purchase will be TUMS and some Ginger Ale. FML

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Same thing different taste

By random1456 - 13/06/2019 18:00

Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants. FML

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By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML

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By Username - 01/07/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

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Hangry

By Broke as hell - 07/04/2020 23:00

Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML

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By fnfantastic - 04/11/2012 16:37 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML

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Winner winner chicken dinner

By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 14:02

Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML

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Failed the taste test

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 10:00 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was feeling nauseous so I decided to take some Pepto Bismol. However, the fake cherry flavor immediately made me vomit all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By Broke as a joke - 04/05/2019 04:00

Today, I received the bill for my trip to the ER months ago. Almost $1000 for a quick 2.5 hour stay, only to find out that I had bad gas from drinking far too much of the seltzer I had bought on sale. FML

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The first step is admitting it

By The_failure - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I found myself sitting in the bathroom at work searching the internet for the alcohol and caloric content of cool mint Listerine. I now believe that I may have a problem. FML

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Can't buy me love

By Anonymous - 23/11/2020 04:02 - Japan - Okayama

Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 29 October 2019 20:16

It's not really an honor, it's just a way for The Man to trap you into endless debt.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 29 October 2019 22:24

Please don't abuse it...

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 29 October 2019 20:16

It's not really an honor, it's just a way for The Man to trap you into endless debt.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 29 October 2019 22:24

Please don't abuse it...

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 30 October 2019 0:50

I haven't felt joy like that in years...

mfranks19891989 10

Wednesday 30 October 2019 2:40

Seriously that’s going to be your first purchase. Tums and ginger ale is like $3-4. I don’t think your ready for a credit card yet.

bullsonyourface 20

Wednesday 30 October 2019 13:35

.....what? do you also make yourself sick when you're able to hit 3 green lights in a row? or when you take a shit and only have to wipe once? because those are things to truly be excited about.