Gimme the drugs

By Richmond24 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth out. My mom didn't get my prescription for painkillers because she thought I'd get addicted. FML
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Richmond24 6

you're funny but you see the thing is my mom is a health nut so there are no tylenol, advil, or any of that stuff in my house, but your right I MUST BE THE B1TCH FOR SHARING INFORMATION, you're right im a B1tch and your awesome for hiding behind a keyboard. YOU SIR ARE MY HERO.

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warpig182 0

just mix some cocaine with water and swish it around your mouth and tada no more pain

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v_garcia3 0

u know what isn't addictin?!? Mary Jane :D

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RoCksTaR_13 5

wow dat reallyyy sux OP!! i jus got one of my teeth pulled out n i cudnt go without pain killerz soi feel ur pain!!! FYL

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JasonJ 5

OMG people the OP is a guy!! come on! all these people saying her...

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Son_of_Helghan 0

Does your mom not understand that you nerd those pills so that you aren't constantly feeling excruciating pain? I vote break her leg then calmly ask her I she needs some Vicodin or Oxycontin

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Smbckid 0

are you swollen? no joke I got my wisdoms out 2 days ago and I haven't swelled or needed painkillers :))

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Ashes628 0

you are lucky. my cheeks were huge two days ago. swelling finally went down. And I hardly feel anymore pain. I had to use some of my pain meds. But I stopped taking them. I just can't wait until I can have real food again.

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Flinlock 0

OWWWW HOLY **** That really sucks OP... I had mine removed and it sucked major arse even with painkillers.

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zyth 4

I did it without pain killers. Quit being a whiny bitch and suck itup.

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Smbckid 0

I've had no painkillers either so far...no biggy

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GoodLookingGeese 10

that's a fake, you don't take all of them at one time - no doctor will do that, it's on first semester why?

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kayleigh_m 0

They do take them all out at once if they've all formed/need to be taken out. Makes more sense than putting you through four separate painful sessions. I had all of mine taken at once, as did everyone I know.

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