By meens42 - 30/09/2013 08:04 - United States

Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it’s too weird for his girlfriend’s kids to hear, because they call him dad. FML
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victrin 12

Doesn't seem like a man you'd want to call dad anyway.

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Cristian89 29

Sounds like he cares more about her and her kids than his own. FYL

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RedPillSucks 31

My first thoughts also. Perhaps call him papa, pops or daddio, instead?

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Lil_Red777 21

OP shouldn't have to call him anything different, since it is actually their dad.

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Kamon97 23

Tell him to stop calling you his daughter then.

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LeFrogDog 27

you can call him old man. if you want to make him feel weird call him mom or mother. Makes a interesting conversation.

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jw90 18

1- My thoughts exactly. That's messed up of him to do that to you. Makes you seem unimportant.

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Enslaved 36

"Ay papi chulo"? Wait that's his girlfriend's nickname for him. Fine,"Sperm donor" it is!

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fml121785 14

Make it backfire on him. Next time he tells you that you can't do something or tells you to do some chores, just tell him that you don't have to listen to him because he's "not your dad"! See how he likes it then!

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ravenevercross 19

I suggest you start referring to him as "that asshole" instead because he's definitely not worthy of being your dad. FYL.

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tukies 28

There you go since he doesn't want you to call him dad, and daddio looks like ***** might as well call him that. See how long till he wants you to call him dad again.

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Cristian89 29

Sounds like he cares more about her and her kids than his own. FYL

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ThatFancyPenn 18

I can't imagine having a dad like that. My dad is married to another woman that's not my mom but her kids don't call him dad. Probably because they're all teenagers but still he favors me and my siblings over them ...

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applebramble 22

And that's how it should be . Not the other way around . What the actual **** . Big time shit sack .

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botanistjessica 24

The period goes directly at the end of the sentence, for future reference.

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r_bruce69 19

What should OP call him? Man who got his mother pregnant and raised him?

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redpanda11 10

And the award for shittiest father of the year goes to...

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amisenho 11

Unfortunately, that's how it goes for a lot of people's parents when they start dating again or remarry. My own father acts all strange when I refer to him as "Dad" when my half-sister is in the same room. Ask your dad if he'd prefer "ass" instead.

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RoseBlack123 37

What a jerk. If I were you I'd stop talking to him at this point. FYL

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

at least for a little bit..his dick move wasnt worth an entire life time of silence from his kid.

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addioty 19

76, honestly if he doesn't want her calling him dad because his ******* stepchildren are uncomfortable, then **** yeah I would be silent until he apologized and if it took a lifetime then so be it.

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jasmine2301 25

In the meantime OP can call her ol' man by his first name. If that's not too disrespectful atleast.

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mFUNdo21 17

88, the sad part is they're not even his stepchildren. just his girlfriend's children. calling him by his first name wouldn't be disrespectful I'd call him "daddy-day-douche"

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victrin 12

Doesn't seem like a man you'd want to call dad anyway.

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WeAreAHurricane 14

That was the deepest response to this possible.

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Jeffy91 28

Oughta call his gf dad and him mom. See how much that messes with their heads. Oh and call the gf's kids Overdue aborted mistakes.

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CrazyGirlfriend 21

131, overdue aborted mistakes? that was just too far...they havent done anything wrong.

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chris_ohhhh 7

And the worst father of the year award goes to....

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

uh no. theres worse fathers.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Uh, no. There are much worse.

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thetinyone 8

I wonder how old OP is? Even if you are 20, 30, or older your dad sounds like an asshat. I'd call him old man just to screw with him.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Well, let's see. You could call him Papa, or Father, or jackass, or jerk-off, or crap-head, or just plain old idiot. The possibilities are endless, really.

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ElizabethNL93 20

Personally, I like your use of the term Craphead. I would probably actually use it in this situation(:

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rydersmomma 10

your dad is a dick, and apparently needs some sense smacked into his head.... Jesus parents these days

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angelofsaturn 23

Man i thought you said he needed some sense slapped into his dick. Jesus Christ i need to pay more attention to sentences. Lol

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BrotherPhil 35

No, she said he needed some sense slapped into the head of his dick.

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