Scams and Money: Go fund this

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 13:33 - Philippines - Philippine

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML

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Today, I found out that when my uncle died, he left me and the rest of my family £2000 each. Only my parents kept and spent my share on themselves. FML

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By hail science - 10/09/2019 00:01

Today, I found out that my mother, who's been against me seeking treatment for my cancer, has been going to different churches and charities to get donations for her "poor ailing daughter." I've not seen a dime of this money, and my mom just tells me to pray my cancer away. FML

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Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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By fox_at_heart - 30/09/2016 02:21 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML

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By shawn - 30/04/2024 00:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I learned that the cancer patient in a foreign country I sent money too from an ad on TikTok was a deepfake AI used by scammers. I thought I'd actually helped someone. FML

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By iamsolid - 20/10/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML

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By cancerfreak - 21/03/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2015 23:26 - United States

Today, I found out that when my parents said they couldn't afford gifts for us kids, what they really meant was that they weren't buying a gift for me. I found this out when I overheard my father telling my uncle about the things he got my siblings. FML

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Monday 30 March 2015 0:15

Breaking Bad : Philippines

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 30 March 2015 0:14

That's absolutely terrible. More like F your family's life.

Comments

feven 32

Monday 30 March 2015 0:26

Drugs. Those things are bad huh?

HappyItalian 38

Monday 30 March 2015 0:27

How did you find out? Hopefully your family won't stay too mad and help him recover.

cari_cat 19

Monday 30 March 2015 0:43

Hopefully they found out because he confessed but who knows if sorry would even be enough now, or if he even is sorry :/

abNormal62 23

Monday 30 March 2015 0:28

Coke, it's the real thing! Cancer not so much.....

GOtllt 17

Monday 30 March 2015 0:32

Is pepsi ok

Ironic_Meme 10

Monday 30 March 2015 1:34

Gr8 jest m8

Econforthwin 15

Monday 30 March 2015 0:34

Maybe get him to drop soda? I mean all that sugar is bad. (Sarcasm)

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 30 March 2015 0:44

No one is more ingenious than a coke head without gear. And that includes potheads without papers.

Mobetta_2300 22

Monday 30 March 2015 0:54

Your Uncle is sick, for all the people w ho do have cancer, may god bless them

potato63 10

Monday 30 March 2015 1:34

Ha! That is one smart guy

Pizzapiggy1 18

Monday 30 March 2015 3:32

"God Grandpa, I told you not to use my computer"

VeganDarkLight 31

Monday 30 March 2015 3:44

What does her grandpa have to do with it? Or is it a quote I don't get?

NodakN8V 25

Monday 30 March 2015 4:04

Drugs are bad mm Kay

Colon_Man 17

Monday 30 March 2015 15:10

"You shouldn't do drugs." Ok, kids. Has that marijuana made it around the room, yet?

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