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By cancerfreak - 21/03/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 03:27 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2022 06:00

Today, I had no money on me, so I asked my husband to put money in the cancer charity box for me. He grumbled about it, then realised he only had £10 notes, so he gave them a tenner but asked the lady if she could break open the sealed box to give him £9 in change. FML

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By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 09:21 - United States

Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML

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By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

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By ripdivine - 24/02/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Danby

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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LMFAOsabrina 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:17

What a jerk. I hope he gets cancer one day = "Not even for cancer." Why would he say something like THAT?

metalyoshi9 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:22

Never actually got the concept of kissing booths, but fact is, if you run one, you should be ready to face this situation should it arise.

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LMFAOsabrina 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:17

What a jerk. I hope he gets cancer one day = "Not even for cancer." Why would he say something like THAT?

sadperson1234567 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 3:25

agreed he deserves cancer

Focnr 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 15:52

Wrong. No one 'deserves' to suffer and slowly die like cancer recipients do.

kajolphagura 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 17:53

That's really mean no one should have cancer :(

DWT 18

Thursday 25 April 2013 8:07

Some people deserve it, tbh.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 22 December 2013 3:49

No. No one deserves cancer.

Sevarog 13

Tuesday 8 November 2016 9:01

Really? Not even serial killers?

noclevername 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:19

So... if he had found you dazzling, he would have paid twenty dollars to kiss you. Since he didn't think you were, he wouldn't donate money to cancer. That's a classy move right there. But hey, at least you're doing something noble with your time, whereas he's apparently waiting for an incentive to decent things.

mastercrammer 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:21

If he didn't wanna kiss you, he should've just left the money. What a jerk for taking it back and saying something like that.

brandonwong 18

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:03

maybe he took his money elswhere at the carnival and spent it there.

metalyoshi9 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:22

Never actually got the concept of kissing booths, but fact is, if you run one, you should be ready to face this situation should it arise.

youreawhore 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:23

... what a jerk. He could have at least left the $20 >:( But I feel bad for you, having something to deal with something like that. He was just being an ass face. Be glad you didn't have to kiss him. And good for you for doing something that people will appreciate, unlike him.

blushinFML 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:26

i feel like kissing booths are just a quicker, more effective way to spread mono.

astropuff69 9

Monday 7 July 2014 10:00

It was the governments idea O.o *crazy conspiracy theorists voice*

orchidSage 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:28

Its understandable, some people have different morals. A kissing booth is probably showing him your a girl with very little respect for herself, who doesnt care about who she kisses or gets herpes from. Maybe he had a little more standards then you..