Miscellaneous: Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I...

By shamwazzlefarznarfnarfwoofbaaa - 29/03/2015 14:03 - United States - Bronx

Today, I had to teach my grandma how to burn files to CDs. I jokingly said that it doesn't involve literally burning the disks in fire, to which she responded by slapping me and calling me a patronizing brat. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 10:49 - United States

Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me for wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML

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Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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Never? NEVER?!

By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 08:00

Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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By Fauxgeek - 28/06/2016 01:29

Today, my 84-year-old grandmother taught me a keyboard shortcut. FML

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By scarred4life - 18/01/2009 19:18 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML

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No way, uh-uh, no, not doing it

By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 06:00

Today, I asked my son to show his grandma how to do some basic stuff on the computer. He said no way, he knows how long it takes old people to grasp computers. I jokingly threatened to ground him for 6 months unless he did it. He took the 6 months without hesitating. FML

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By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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By BOOP - 17/02/2012 13:25 - United States

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

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pandamimo 5

Monday 30 March 2015 0:15

Grandma don't take none of your shit

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 30 March 2015 0:12

Well now ya know not to sass grandma.

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lexiieeex3 32

Monday 30 March 2015 0:12

Well now ya know not to sass grandma.

pandamimo 5

Monday 30 March 2015 0:15

Grandma don't take none of your shit

skye147 20

Monday 30 March 2015 0:15

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TheCookieComet 23

Monday 30 March 2015 0:51

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Mermaidhead 13

Tuesday 31 March 2015 1:01

the sloth strikes again

skye147 20

Tuesday 31 March 2015 1:15

Uhhm..?

skye147 20

Tuesday 31 March 2015 1:16

Thanks dude. Didn't see this until today.

fabcade 14

Tuesday 31 March 2015 3:05

How was this negative you said almost the same thing as the two before you.

HighasaCloud 46

Tuesday 31 March 2015 16:43

That's exactly why; it's lacking originality.

XxDanno316xX 27

Monday 30 March 2015 0:16

I bet my grandma would do the same. Gotta show some respect.

ETwilleatyou 11

Monday 30 March 2015 0:17

Let her figure it out on her own then. Better luck next time, OP

TheLadyOpal 30

Monday 30 March 2015 0:22

I'd have walked away at that point. It's disgusting that people think they can get away with that type of behavior just because they're old.

kylieh72 25

Monday 30 March 2015 0:45

She likely felt disrespected by the op's joke, and while the slap may have been a little overboard it probably wasn't very painful or entirely unwarranted.

TheLadyOpal 30

Monday 30 March 2015 3:24

Who are you to say it didn't hurt? I'd have felt like shit if my grandma slapped me over a joke I made.

AllSoul 23

Monday 30 March 2015 7:31

Well then don't make her feel like shit and she won't make you feel like shit. Everyone's happy.

Justkidding100 41

Tuesday 10 October 2023 22:08

why does this have so many down votes? they're literally correct Grandma should not abuse her grandkids period. my mom did that she would never see me again.