Go home, you're drunk

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Hungary - Budapest

Today, my mother-in-law turned up at my doorstep close to midnight, drunk off her tits, crying about how my wife is punishing her and throwing her life away by marrying me. FML
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beeferjay 34

make sure and get it on video and in your follow up post the link

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UmmOkThen 31

Well, this will make Thanksgiving a bit more awkward. Good luck with those in-laws.

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xluciferx666 21

It's your house so just be the bigger person and maybe call her a cab to take her home. No sense in getting upset over the ramblings of a drunk mother in law

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momof3honeybee 13

Let me call you a cab go home mom your drunk.

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DippinGrizzly907 27

What is a "cab go home mom *you're* drunk"?

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christopherwilli 14

He didn't punctuate the sentence correctly. I think he's trying to say "let me call you a cab. Go home your drunk."

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RedPillSucks 31

did she expect you to console her?

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margehh 10

Sorry to hear that op! Hopefully she is just upset that her daughter is moving on and away from her and that it's nothing personal

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trucker2 33

Omg, what....toss her a pillow and blanket... And shut the damn light off, this isn't Motel 6. FYL

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Lalala579121 27

That's not too drunk, she'd be much more drunk if she showed up on her ****.

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lexiieeex3 32

I wouldn't take it too personally, obviously your fiancé loves you. Moms can just be super overprotective at times. Hopefully your relationship will straighten itself out with time.

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Hildy93 21

What does the phrase "drunk off her ****" really mean?

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Ichiya 29

Drinking fermented breast milk I guess.

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Rodville 28

I've heard "drunk off your ass" but not "drunk off your ****". But I guess different strokes for different folks.

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Ichiya 29

Jokes... learn to spot them you must.

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pete9913 23

Sucks that the truth comes out with the alcohol.

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