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By Anonymous - 05/03/2018 01:30

Today, my insanely religious 60-year-old neighbor screamed at me when I left my home to go to work. I was wearing jeans and that’s apparently improper for a female adult. FML

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By sarah - 06/06/2020 20:00

Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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By I hate my job - 23/12/2014 08:14 - Canada - Delta

Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML

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Go out please!

By night_fox88 - 27/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Camden

Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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Rabite 28

Monday 5 March 2018 2:06

I really don't get this weird kind of sexism regarding clothes. I guess I will read some history about it just now.

Zachary8261 28

Monday 5 March 2018 1:31

Best idea is to ignore her, honestly.

Comments

saffy66 34

Monday 26 February 2018 11:15

Are you saying you hung round to hear this for ten minutes? Or do you catch the bus near your house?

chubbear 14

Monday 5 March 2018 20:56

Who said anything about 10 minutes???

Zachary8261 28

Monday 5 March 2018 1:31

Best idea is to ignore her, honestly.

UnLuckyGyal 6

Thursday 15 March 2018 21:42

How do you know its not a man....?

Rabite 28

Monday 5 March 2018 2:06

I really don't get this weird kind of sexism regarding clothes. I guess I will read some history about it just now.

Rabite 28

Monday 5 March 2018 2:17

Ok, wow. Apparently showing the legs or showing the space between the legs is considered vulgar. The space between the legs... This is so ****** up.

PhoenixChick 26

Monday 5 March 2018 2:28

Pants reveal the contours of the body, while giant poofy skirts reveal it. Also, pants are men's clothing, used for working, so women wearing them is usurping manish behaviors and appearance, which is against the godly position of women as subservient and docile. In fact, "gentleel" dress for ladies was supposed to show off that they did not do manly, phsyical labor like the lower classes by making it physically impossible to do so. Corsets, hoop skirts, tight little fancy shoes mean you can't bend or do anything, and only a high class idle female could get through life with that.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 5 March 2018 3:01

Tell her it’s ok because it’s Casual Friday, or what you refer to as Good Friday.

Sinshine 28

Monday 5 March 2018 3:16

The poor guy must be getting a heart attack every time he goes out on the street or turns on the TV. Women in pants everywhere!

Zekfen 17

Monday 5 March 2018 3:24

Start carrying around one of those tiny vibrators and next time they do that tell them you got them a present and hand it to them.

finian1108 19

Monday 5 March 2018 3:25

tell her that you're sure she was a tart in her day

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 5 March 2018 3:25

I agree. Best to ignore the pest. or maybe yell at him/her if you see him/her doing yard work on a Sunday.

boopingsnoot 24

Monday 5 March 2018 3:51

Had a man like that yelling on campus my freshman year of college. He told me I shouldn't wear pants, so I started yelling about him wanting me to undress in public. As I am today, I would've actually thrown those pants at him.