Health, Illness and Poopoo peepee: Go to a doctor

Go to a doctor

By norelaxtime - 20/04/2021 08:00 - United States - Lexington

Today, I spent all day on the toilet trying to pee and when I did, very little would come out. I would stand up, sit on the couch then go back to the toilet. I have been going to the bathroom around 30 times, including last night trying to fall asleep. Worst day. FML

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By Numbass123 - 04/05/2014 17:17 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

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Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

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By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

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Slid right out

By Tabby Rosas - 21/02/2021 21:30

Today, after 8 days of being on a medication that makes it hard to go to the bathroom and no luck taking laxatives and drinking coffee and apple juice, I finally got to go. Too bad I was at my desk at work when it happened. I washed out my pants in the bathroom and got to sit in wet pants for 4 hours. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Perrysburg

Today, I got random constipation followed by diarrhea. It's 1:30am and my sleeping medication is making me fall asleep, but every time I try to get off the toilet I get another diarrhea spasm. Either I fall asleep on the toilet or shit myself in my sleep. FML

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Ring of fire

By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 16:00 - South Africa

Today, I had bad diarrhea. I went to the toilet seven times while my cousins came to spend time with me. I spent more time in the toilet than I did with them. Once they'd left, I went to the toilet for what would be the eighth time in a couple of hours. I now can no longer feel my ass. FML

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Pain in the ass

By Anonymous - 17/06/2021 22:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML

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lateralligator 12

Tuesday 20 April 2021 14:10

UTI or prostate. go to the doctor

Yokohama 5

Tuesday 20 April 2021 14:18

you probably have an infection, drink lot of water and go to the doctor

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lateralligator 12

Tuesday 20 April 2021 14:10

UTI or prostate. go to the doctor

Yokohama 5

Tuesday 20 April 2021 14:18

you probably have an infection, drink lot of water and go to the doctor

bleachedraven 14

Tuesday 20 April 2021 14:44

Go see a dr please

Bonniibiik 6

Tuesday 20 April 2021 14:55

Sounds like a uti. If so Azo cranberry will relieve the symptoms. But you should see a doctor

xxlk4xx 6

Tuesday 20 April 2021 15:20

Definitely sounds like uti, those aren't fun at all! I found drinking an Arizona green tea then lots of water used to help me a lot, but definitely go see your dr

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 20 April 2021 15:42

The urge without the purge. check with a urologist. and drink plenty of water. reminds me of kidney stones I had. Check with a urologist!

mando 10

Wednesday 21 April 2021 2:13

"the urge to purge" 😂

AutisticPat 10

Tuesday 20 April 2021 18:24

I know that other commenters have already said this...but PLEASE contact a physician! These symptoms could be a sign of prostate cancer or kidney failure. You probably “just” have a UTI, but better safe than sorry.