Golden slumbers
By Monkey - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Monkey - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
ahaha I find that funny sorry x
This FML is bullpiss.
Don't let that dog own you. You get up and piss all over it. Then he'll see who's boss.
dog=win
its funny cause you are slow and he peeon you
Op your username is monkey. time to start flinging poo at the dog.
aww how cute :P
Golden Showers are lovely first thing in the morning :0)
I bet your pissed off now, right?
haha! I agree with 15
You totally deserved it. You don't run from a dog, trying to be boss, you SHOW who's boss. So untill you're boss... YDI.
hump his leg, show him whose boss!!! ...and then your mom comes in
it's funny because u got a golden shower by a dog
It's funny because 97's racist comment makes everything better. Wait, not it's not.
91 your picture is retarded.
Says the guy with no picture :P
now THIS is an fml
68 and 91 win
this remind me of scary movie
at least you didnt wake up to bullshit.
someone needs faster reflexes
as a matter 'o fact, i do know how fast dogs pee, i have 2 pittbulls.
He woke up to it peeing I don't think that jumping out of the way was his first thought and he probably didn't realize iit was even gonna pee until it was too late
sir, you clearly cannot read,"getting ready to pee". OP had time to move
"Getting ready to pee" could be a nanosecond before he starts. It's a definite possibility that it was physically impossible for a human being (and a drowsy one at that) to move in time to avoid it.
thhhannnk u 44, push it off or roll off the bed, not that hard
not really 46, rolling over off ur bed is defenatly faster than a stream of dog piss coming at ur face
Well dogs don't have to pee straight down and the quickest way to get him off would be to toss him to the side which he could probably still get piss on him, plus if he had touched him while he needed to piss that could have startled the piss out even faster. and anyway op deserves it for not training their dog.
thatt, and faster reflexes
60 thats how you train a dog, if u move it it will stop and find a new spot. it has nothing to do with the dog being trained or not
it doesnt work if the dog is already peeing lol. if the dog is squatting and firing up, if u move it it will find a new spot if its already peeing dogs cant stop peeing like people can
yae but dont forget 'he just kept peeing' implying that he began peeing before you moved him.
i never said push the dog off i said roll off the bed lol and wut u said made noo sense lol if u moved the dog before it started peeing it would find a new spot.
Do we really need to fight over how a dog pee's?
1. we arent arguing we are having a conversation 2. its not over HOW a dog pees its WHEN a dog pees 3. ya i just made a list because im cool like that
sir in the kindest way possible can u read? when i said roll off i meant OP rolls off the bed away from dog piss, i never said roll the dog. and i am right about moving the dog ask anyone who has ever owned a small dog, when it squats you yell and move it. it stops what its doing and finds another spot.
madam, when i said 'roll off the bed' many people with an IQ higher than a cattapillar could have realized i meant OP its simply reading stratigies and contex clues, the small dog part was self explanatory, an english bulldog is indeed a small dog directing the conversation in the direction of 'small dogs'
:D...
Why the heck would she do that?!
I hav an English bulldog too!
I gave master chief a BJ :0)
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Awww he wanted to mark his territory! :)
Take him/her outside next time :)