Good boy

By wtfkasey - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Dundas

Today, I walked in on a raccoon viciously tearing apart a giant bag of dog food, not five feet away from my sleeping dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 766
You deserved it 2 088

Top comments

At least the raccoon didn't attack your dog

It's all part of the Raccoon Mob's plan. Tranquilize the dog, steal the food, and sell it at a profit. Just wait until they start working the rest of the neighborhood. Only small time gangs go for trash cans.

Comments

It seems like your dog is a pretty hard sleeper...how did the racoon get in is my question

Replace your dog with the raccoon, problem solved

some animals just want to watch the world burn!

Are you sure your pet is dog or a pussy

Even the dogs are polite in Canada!

lavieestbelle_fml 11

"My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better." Marlo Thomas

Well now we know your sleepy pup isn't cut out to be a guard dog anytime soon!