Dogs and Animals: Good boy

Good boy

By wtfkasey - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Dundas

Today, I walked in on a raccoon viciously tearing apart a giant bag of dog food, not five feet away from my sleeping dog. FML

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venomousflower 24

Thursday 25 June 2015 15:27

At least the raccoon didn't attack your dog

Welshite 39

Thursday 25 June 2015 15:29

It's all part of the Raccoon Mob's plan. Tranquilize the dog, steal the food, and sell it at a profit. Just wait until they start working the rest of the neighborhood. Only small time gangs go for trash cans.

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worldclassrager 39

Thursday 25 June 2015 19:20

It seems like your dog is a pretty hard sleeper...how did the racoon get in is my question

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 25 June 2015 21:02

Pet door I'd expect.

Peacelove0404 26

Thursday 25 June 2015 20:23

Replace your dog with the raccoon, problem solved

nihar_1296 12

Thursday 25 June 2015 21:19

some animals just want to watch the world burn!

RealSuperSand 21

Thursday 25 June 2015 21:42

Sly Cooper 5 anyone?

tanziir1 14

Thursday 25 June 2015 22:20

Are you sure your pet is dog or a pussy

tdawg91 17

Thursday 25 June 2015 22:46

Even the dogs are polite in Canada!

lavieestbelle_fml 11

Friday 26 June 2015 1:16

"My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better." Marlo Thomas

aioguw 8

Friday 26 June 2015 3:23

Well now we know your sleepy pup isn't cut out to be a guard dog anytime soon!

TheySaidWhat 9

Friday 26 June 2015 4:52

It's a chihuahua isn't it?

Hildy93 21

Friday 26 June 2015 6:57

Your dog deserved it more

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