Dogs and Animals: Good boy - FML

Good boy

By wtfkasey - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Dundas

Today, I walked in on a raccoon viciously tearing apart a giant bag of dog food, not five feet away from my sleeping dog. FML

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venomousflower 24

Thursday 25 June 2015 15:27

At least the raccoon didn't attack your dog

Welshite 39

Thursday 25 June 2015 15:29

It's all part of the Raccoon Mob's plan. Tranquilize the dog, steal the food, and sell it at a profit. Just wait until they start working the rest of the neighborhood. Only small time gangs go for trash cans.

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bris_63 18

Friday 26 June 2015 7:42

He's a Springer spaniel, medium size ish but he was just tired, he's usually pretty good about keeping the house coon free. Mr. Coon got in through the doggy door, and yes I'm super glad that he wasn't hurt!

PrimeStarscream 30

Thursday 2 July 2015 9:38

Was this raccoon accompanied by a sentient tree that only says three words?

trumpy 9

Wednesday 20 January 2016 3:18

whats the fml here? the raccoon in your house, the destroyed dog food or the fact that your dog slept through it all?

Sam611001 12

Monday 15 August 2016 22:48

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