Animals, Dogs and AITA: Good boy

Good boy

By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and ever since my girlfriend insisted we needed a dog, our lives have been taken over by the little bastard. She can’t leave without him chewing everything from separation anxiety. He bites me if I so much as walk near him. Neither of us want him anymore but she feels too guilty to rehome him. FML

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You deserved it 272

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By Lissy - 05/01/2021 14:02

Today, and everyday since we got a puppy in March, my husband is jealous of the puppy who follows me everywhere. He was the one that wanted the puppy and now he practically hates it. FML

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By J……… - 16/10/2020 02:02

Today, my new dog broke out of his new crate, ate my door, pissed on the floor, and trashed my room. I got him to help with my anxiety, but all he does is give me more anxiety. The worst part is that I adopted him as a favor to a friend, because she couldn’t handle him. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 08:01

Today, my girlfriend is so stubborn, she refuses to admit she hates the dog she insisted she had to have 6 months ago. I also hate dogs, so I told her everything dog-related was her problem, especially the pee/poop. Everyone knows she hates the dog but she still refuses to rehome it. FML

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By Sergeant Bri - 16/07/2023 09:00 - United States - Norwood

Today, my dog is much too fond of barking at me loudly and at length for no reason. So is my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my boyfriend and I are devastated to return our newly adopted "cat friendly" dog to the shelter. He's perfect, other than the fact that he clearly wants to eat our cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 01:00

Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 08/12/2021 07:58

Today, I don’t ask much, just a bit of peace and my armchair, but now I don’t get either since my wife rescued a pitbull that weighs 8 stone, barks constantly and hates me. The first night it was here, it sat on my chair and bit me when I tried to move it, then overnight tore my chair to bits. FML

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By cclllc - 14/08/2012 09:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML

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By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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Chazzster 28

Friday 1 March 2024 20:13

It could be worse, imagine it was your child… If you cannot figure how to train your puppy, you will need to find it a new home. In the future consider an older dog if you feel the need for a dog.

Hangryko 29

Saturday 2 March 2024 6:24

Return it so they can rehome it to someone who knows what they're doing. F that puppy's life.

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Chazzster 28

Friday 1 March 2024 20:13

It could be worse, imagine it was your child… If you cannot figure how to train your puppy, you will need to find it a new home. In the future consider an older dog if you feel the need for a dog.

core01 30

Saturday 2 March 2024 4:34

******* hire a God damned dog trainer, you lazy, worthless, sacks of flesh

Andrea Remer 8

Saturday 2 March 2024 4:35

crate or put it in a large carrier. don't leave it out. y'all definitely need to figure out if you're gonna put in time, effort ,and money and train it/get it trained. if not then don't be upset that it acts like that!

Yudith 24

Saturday 2 March 2024 18:37

Also, maybe the Santa Claus effect could work in having the dog stop biting you. Ask your girlfriend to be the only one who feeds the dog or give it treats. That, plus doggy training classes, will work... as long as you both show up in class.

Hangryko 29

Saturday 2 March 2024 6:24

Return it so they can rehome it to someone who knows what they're doing. F that puppy's life.

sirrubberduckie 35

Saturday 2 March 2024 8:03

If only there were a way to figure out how to train a dog, like some sort of videos or books, or a TV show or something. Or someone you could pay to train it. Sadly, no one has ever needed to train a dog before, so nothing like that exists. Idiot.