By ihatethisjob - 27/09/2013 08:18 - United States - Romulus

Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML
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logic368 8

Well, better out than in, they say!! Oh, wait...

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JasonUMN 15

That brings a new meaning to the phrase, "spit it out".

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logic368 8

Well, better out than in, they say!! Oh, wait...

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TheGreatPotato 19

Well it sure went out of his mouth and in OP's ear.

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jjessen 20

Now what we all really want to know is, how do you know your ear smells like vomit?

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teentee401 36

If OPs ear was thrown up on, he/she can assume it smells like vomit.

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Hawaii84 16

Gross I hope you washed your ear as soon as you smell it.

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Ian7890 23

I'm pretty sure OP didn't just leave the vomit on their ear without cleaning it off...

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SumBur 11

Also, how do you smell your ear? I know my nose isn't that long.

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JasonUMN 15

That brings a new meaning to the phrase, "spit it out".

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vipirius 18

Please don't use Xp it makes you look like a 10 year old.

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efettes 19

Personally I like the xp face and if someone were to judge me for an emoticon I use, well it would kind of make them sound like a ten year old.

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KatieMajestic 17

I think they would have known by the 4WD in the wall.

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moxie_cat 4

That's terrible- so sorry!

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cosicosei 22

Nothing better than an earful of vomit, I kind of hope you were a sympathy puker and puked back on him

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ifavela89 13

I hope you showered right away so sorry op

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ifavela89 13

I think that's a great excuse to leave work jerk

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mFUNdo21 17

his statement was valid, yours not so much. how is he a jerk for pointing out you can't just take a shower at work if you smell bad, depending on the circumstances

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vipirius 18

43 please refer me to the magical workplace where you can leave in the middle of your shift to take a shower.

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efettes 19

I worked at a store that sold bait and ended up getting fish all over me. I worked an 8 hour shift and didn't get to go home and shower even though I smelt horribly. Poor customers..

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ifavela89 13

first off you took that job knowing you were going to smell like fish. i guess his is to get thrown up on oh how could I have missed that. don't you think they would send him home because he would smell bad and have more customers complaining

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Joshwarrior 39

Well damn op that suck but you have more resolve than me I probably would have thrown up in reaction to that.

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