By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML
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Welshite 39

I call my tiger "kitten". Makes him even more adorable.

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pwnman 33

Not only she is a bad girlfriend, it is needless to say that she is a bad dog owner.

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Welshite 39

I call my tiger "kitten". Makes him even more adorable.

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Welshite 39

OMG #22! I was supposed to stay anonymous!

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ManInTheMachine 19

But you dont have a lithp when you type. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE! *runs away crying*

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TheCanucklehead 22

I call my elephant shirty. He's so cute when be runs in my yard

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yourmurderscenex 13

I liked shirty better. just picturing an elephant in a shirt makes my day.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

I put a red shirt on my Grizzly bear and call him pooh.

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queerdragon 20

I suppose you call all the children he eats "honey".

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martin8337 35

Why would a bear be named after doo doo?

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horne2 9

What I'm wonderinging is how she just "set" her.fully grown German shepard on his lap.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

I'm not sure if 95 is being sarcastic, or had a poor childhood.

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PossiblyInDanger 24

#96, he means she sent Puppy after him. As in, to chase and attack him.

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Llama_Face89 33

96- I think this one went over your head...

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ghostanimal 8

Ouch. :/ My best friend's dad has a police officer dog. They bite HARD, and they can be vicious. That's terrible, it could have really sent you to the hospital

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lopsop 12

I had a police trained dog once! That little crazy bastard was the best.

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apache316 6

#33 I don't always get pets but when I do I make sure that it is a crazy bastard police trained dog

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esines 9

Shit, if it was bad enough I'd press charges on that crazy bitch. Might sound harsh but he could have gotten hurt really bad over something as trivial as an argument...

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Yeah but then "Puppy" would get put down just because his owners a ******* bitch. I'm all for getting her into some shit, but the dog did what it was told to do. It doesn't know any better, but she sure as hell does. Poor dog.,

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chanelvander 7

This! A lot of dogs are unfortunately victims of owners thinking that the dog is their puppet and hence being out down when they themselves did nothing wrong.

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esines 9

Good point 81. She should face some sort of consequences but that'd be shitty to have the dog put down just for doin what it was trained to do. Op should definitely atleast break up with her

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evilplatypus 38

Normally those "dump her/him" comments grate on my nerves because of how quickly people jump to that decision, but I think this situation truly warrants it. Dump her, OP!

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pwnman 33

Not only she is a bad girlfriend, it is needless to say that she is a bad dog owner.

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amberlyyyy 15

And the poor dog doesn't know any better!

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naya_bingi 11

Wow. I always thought the chorus said "woof woof woof woof". No one ever corrected me. Damn it,

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laden_swallow09 34

99- I'm sure that chorus was intentionally written to resemble woofing. Don't feel bad. :)

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Cheezes 7

Who let the dogs out? She did. But seriously, there are laws, and that is assault.

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NotGabe 28

So did Puppy hump your leg into submission?

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Catkam623 27

For best comment/winning the Internet sadly no

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brave_josh 9

And I need to teach my miniature schnauzer to sic people

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bunny911 16

A mini schnauzer is the first dog that ever bit me. All because I was playing with "his" kid. He thought I was trying to hurt the kid.

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esines 9

The first one that bit me was a bulldog. And it was in the balls. The sight of ripped shorts with blood on it is something nobody ever wants to see

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Miss_Klutzie 28

Damn...coming from a girl..I hope you're not still with her ._.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

And your gender is relevant why? Doesn't matter what gender you are, it's fairly common sense that no one should stay with someone who uses their dog to cause harm rather than verbally communicate their issues.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

#10 Your comment is irrelevant.

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