Good guy

By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML
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looooolz 0

awe, what an ignorant weiner.. I'm sorry :(

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plutosaplanet 0

well at least now you can find a guy who can actually HELP you when you are seizing. and now that you are not seizing and free of that jerk you get to laugh when you think of what you did to his couch =)

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Akay4 14

That guy is a total ass...It makes no sense for him to get mad or dump you.

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Jon15805 7

you are probably gorgeous and don't deserve that. at least you don't have to deal with that jackass anymore.

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StamkosTheMan91 10

There's 6,101 assholes out there. Why say you deserve it for having a seizure? She can't control that.

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conholio33 28

What a jerk, obviously he doesnt realise you have no controll over when you have a seizure and need help to make sure you dont injure yourself. Having a seizure disorder myself i can relate to you OP

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JoelsLastNight 18

Wow i never knew people were that mean and selfish. I'm really sorry love.

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Baller_Bob 17

Can you tell me where he lives so I can hit him in the head with a hammer

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