Health: Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed...

By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 22:39 - United States - Slippery Rock

Today, my professor tried to scare the hiccups out of me. Some pee came out instead. FML

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By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 11:00

Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML

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obnum 19

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:12

I've never gotten rid of the hiccups by getting scared. Usually a glass of water helps. Or holding my breath. Either one

YFOS_fml 17

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:10

That's horrible

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Saturday 18 October 2014 13:56

You should be pissed.

sayyestothedress 24

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:24

Or OP should drink 8 sips of water in a row

foxwasalamb 24

Saturday 18 October 2014 21:17

or stretching out your lungs and diaphragm, as hiccups are contractions of the diaphragm firing wrong

WH1T3B0YH4ZSW4G 9

Sunday 19 October 2014 4:35

Or drink through a straw

christina3466 17

Saturday 18 October 2014 13:58

You probably got really pissy.

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Saturday 18 October 2014 13:59

You are too late Edit: You have a vendetta against me?

christina3466 17

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:00

I had to. The pun was calling to me.

TheOrangeProon 13

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:01

Now now 3, remember what we learnt about sharing.

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Saturday 18 October 2014 14:03

Sharing

j_cat187 19

Saturday 18 October 2014 23:32

unless it is an std, sharing is caring.

Queen_bee1234 21

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:05

Stop being such a pushover.

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Saturday 18 October 2014 14:10

Is this a pun????? Cus if it is, you are pushing the boundaries.

Queen_bee1234 21

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:11

#9 Must you reply to every comment?

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Saturday 18 October 2014 14:14

You are beeing annoying. Of course I dont.

sarah5745 41

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:29

No one is 'beeing' annoying here, except for you

serenity92 5

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:10

Drinking hot water always helps me get rid of them.

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Saturday 18 October 2014 14:12

Boyfriends or hiccups?

serenity92 5

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:17

Hiccups. Lol

JuliaaNoelle 26

Sunday 19 October 2014 11:52

#14 yes, drinking hot water is the easiest way to get rid of a boyfriend. It's pure science.

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 20 October 2014 9:37

The only way for me is swallowing the hiccup. It is the only effective way that works 100% of the time on the first try.

YFOS_fml 17

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:10

That's horrible

obnum 19

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:12

I've never gotten rid of the hiccups by getting scared. Usually a glass of water helps. Or holding my breath. Either one

ELoni_fml 25

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:12

Did it work?

aedar 16

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:21

I'm pretty sure I read the boyfriends point of view on 9gag...

FAKECRASH59 15

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:45

Eat some concrete and harden up! Just kidding, hopefully he wasn't insulting you OP!

tony1891 22

Saturday 18 October 2014 14:45

and cue the pissed puns...oh wait guess i am too late

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