Break-ups and Love: Good guy

Good guy

By notsomuchinlove - 07/08/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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Pissed

By mommy2004 - 18/07/2023 03:00

Today, my nineteen year-old boyfriend dumped me and kicked me out of his place where I was staying. All because my two year-old peed on his couch. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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By Allie - 29/10/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend that said, "Last week was the most embarassing time of my life, we're over." He was of course referring to the seizure that I had due to my epilepsy at Olive Garden. FML

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By sevenshotmovie - 21/09/2017 07:00 - United States - Sheffield

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to watch a movie with myself and a few friends. He got drunk, talked during the entire movie, fell into and broke my fan and then threw up all over my roommate's bathroom. He is still leaning over the toilet and my fan sounds like a woodpecker. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 08:01

Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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looooolz 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:08

awe, what an ignorant weiner.. I'm sorry :(

plutosaplanet 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:14

well at least now you can find a guy who can actually HELP you when you are seizing. and now that you are not seizing and free of that jerk you get to laugh when you think of what you did to his couch =)

Comments

Msdayana 7

Friday 28 March 2014 8:08

That insensitive Dick .

littlehippie091 4

Tuesday 22 April 2014 17:26

damn you must of fished hard. you sent swimmi ng and brought the river back to his couch. good job fishey :)

JackyDain 6

Wednesday 25 June 2014 20:35

must have been a very expensive couch if he dumped you for it

dragonrider1959 18

Thursday 3 July 2014 20:00

So insensitive! Be glad he's out of you're life.

niome_fml 9

Saturday 16 August 2014 7:44

umm seriously? u had no control... think of it better. think of the future and if u two were married and dumped u like that. you're better without him.

Rage_And_Love 6

Tuesday 12 May 2015 23:49

Well then he's a huge freaking jerk. If he's going to be so ignorant of that, he doesn't deserve you. I know, from personal experience, that seizures are freaking terrible. Nobody chooses to have a seizure.

L0ts0b0ts 14

Monday 3 August 2015 5:00

wow you are really unlucky.

caliguy08 17

Tuesday 6 October 2015 17:18

Wow what an a-hole

anotherhuman 31

Wednesday 10 February 2016 11:12

Personally, I'm glad he dumped you because you deserve a man who will properly take care of you anyway. You should be thankful you're still not with this inconsiderate asshole.

eighthling 10

Thursday 31 March 2016 17:00

He's not really a douche. Some people just aren't able to deal with your kind of issues. Sorry it didn't work out for you, but it's perfectly reasonable for someone not to want to deal with you.