Love, Intimacy, Pregnancy and Cheating: Good guys

Good guys

By Raquel - 14/12/2021 08:01

Today, I found out my husband was having an affair with his coworker. When I had a talk with him about it, his response in all seriousness was, “Lose that weight that you didn’t have before and I’ll stop fucking her.” I’d gained weight giving birth to our first child. FML

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You deserved it 363

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Same thing different taste

By Pregnant - 14/04/2011 18:28 - United States

Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML

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You deserved it 4 544

By Anonymous - 26/12/2017 06:00

Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML

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You deserved it 421

Kinda sussy

By thanks babe - 26/05/2022 22:00

Today, my husband returned from a 6-week business trip. During that time, I put myself on a very strict diet/exercise regimen so I could surprise him with a hefty weight loss. He took one look at me and demanded to know who I was fucking on the side. Yeah, because that’s the only reason I lost weight. FML

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You deserved it 233

By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

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You deserved it 7 133

Take what you can get

By Trim for now - 22/01/2022 01:59

Today, after months of getting shockingly more action from my girlfriend then at any point in our last 6 months together, I found out I’m getting more because she cut back on her formerly unmentioned husband’s “access.” Apparently, he refuses to lose weight. FML

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You deserved it 376

By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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You deserved it 3 387

What a lovely guy

By pull your goddamn weight! - 15/08/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I got into a fight with my husband. I told him we’re a stereotypical couple, where the wife is exhausted from doing all the housework and raising the kids. He looked me in the eye and told me I’m lucky he’s still around after how I “let myself go after the third kid.” I have diastasis recti. FML

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You deserved it 226

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 123

Asshat

By Julissa - 25/02/2021 00:30

Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML

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You deserved it 123

By Nobody - 27/11/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

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You deserved it 3 280

Plop 17

Tuesday 14 December 2021 8:31

So, how are those divorce papers going?

ZebraSP 10

Tuesday 14 December 2021 10:00

Wanna lose 180 pounds overnight? Drop his ass.

Comments

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 15 December 2021 2:33

I don't think it matters why you gained weight. Apparently he doesn't like it.

Miss_Red 18

Wednesday 15 December 2021 6:36

Divorce his ass.. thats the weight you need to lose, OP. pregnancy ***** with your metabolism.

Farmer1995 4

Wednesday 30 November 2022 6:27

So rather than talk about it or be grateful you gave him a child... or even just say he was concerned for your health... anything non terrible he did that....