Sports, Awkward and Health: Good intentions

Good intentions

By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 07:11 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I was stretching after a group run. I noticed one of the girls was having problems balancing, so I told her that I have horrible balance too, but that it'll get better. She sneered and said she had a brain tumor when she was a kid, and that's why she has such bad balance. FML

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Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Chicago

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2022 02:01

Today, I found out that a girl I had been seeing for two months used her having a brain tumor as an excuse to break up with me. She said she wouldn’t feel good for three months because of treatment, but then a month into "treatment", she posted a picture on a date with someone else. FML

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By IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - 13/02/2013 04:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML

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By madeyoulaugh - 25/11/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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TrueTriage 16

Sunday 4 August 2013 15:06

It's just a situation where you. couldn't have known that girl should've handled it better though

Wizardo 33

Sunday 4 August 2013 15:08

You had good intentions and you didn't know, don't stretch your brain over it too much...

Comments

kasmol 16

Sunday 4 August 2013 15:23

Whenever you see her from now on, hold your body at a slightly odd slant. She will try to adjust her posture to match yours and fall over in the process. Then you can say, "That hole in the brain thing just isn't working out, is it?" and run on.

buddy51 23

Sunday 4 August 2013 15:24

Well, it must have affected her balance and her sense of tumor, oh wait, I mean humor!!

MandySkittles 18

Sunday 4 August 2013 15:26

Don't worry about it OP. I have a brain cyst that causes the same problem and really, we can't expect people to just know if we have something like that going on. Maybe she was just having a bad day or was teased about it when she was younger - but she still shouldn't expect you to read minds!

ryanthecheeseguy 18

Sunday 4 August 2013 15:31

Dammit, Op. Don't be hard on yourself. There is no way you could've known.

Lilxpie 18

Sunday 4 August 2013 15:31

I think she was kinda rude to you about that, but it's not your fault OP. You were trying to be nice. Just hope you and her are able to get along better next time.