Good job!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML
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hail_this_villai 0

Should've thrown in an eighth and said "Ironic."

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abdur 0

lol Perhaps you should have listened.

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abdur 0

lol Perhaps you should have listened.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

1# thanks captain obvious 5 adjectives that describe me would be, filthy, grotesque, powerful, breakable and annoying.

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GreatGeak 8

haha! he's breakable! kill the family guy!

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Amosatron 0

Thanks alot for that. I'm far too stupid to realise that, -.-

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chewbacca69 0

9 you stole my thing from the other fml how dare you sir.

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emmabear16 0

Yes, exactly. No shit. Why do you think I said that?

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HateyMcHater 4

Because you can only spout the most inane and painfully obvious of observations?

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squirell_AIDS69 0

Tell him/her that there are just too many words to limit it to 5.

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JuuuusssstFML 0

ya great listening skills... I bet you didn't get that job, YDI

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SillyEars 0

especially since "listener" is not an adjective.

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Mehness 0

19 - You might want to think twice about that. Listener is used to describe a person who listens well. :|

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Mehness 0

Scratch that, I just realized that a listener would be a noun, not an adjective :L

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nicesprites 4

no way you were hired lol

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hail_this_villai 0

Should've thrown in an eighth and said "Ironic."

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the17doctor 12

No the 8th should have been 'over-achiever'.

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bigphill1333 0

YDI for getting a job at burger king.

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dre_bro11 12

yer! OP why get a job and earn money for? there's no point in that. just live of the money that daddy15 earns and pays as tax.

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