Good one, thanks

By zackeryburch - 03/08/2013 13:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML
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Posthuman 26

Give it to the drill sergeant. They have that name for a reason you know.

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olpally 32

Your friends are funny... Lol. What did your drill sergeant say??

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DJisHere11 19

#14 are you a Peter Puffer, Do you suck dick? Op's response: Sir no sir Full Metal Jacket reference because I had too.

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DriggyDriggs 4

How and why the hell were you allowed Internet access if you're in basic training?! I barely got a pay phone call!

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yankeesfancg 13

He wasn't allowed Internet access he got a package from friends back home

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sematariux 7

16, the ARMY is civilian ran now when it comes to basic training, it was in the middle of being taken over when I went through Fort Knox in 08/09. The troops now get to keep their cell phones, etc. plus if he's a POG, they've always had access to daily passes and Internet, and all that fun shit. Whereas us combat MOS' (19D here), didn't get shit thru my whole OSUT training -_____-

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lexielou07 18

@24- OP had to have had Internet access to post this FML.

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Calingaladha 21

It's possible this was posted after the fact, once he got access. We didn't have any net access in basic training...

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yankeesfancg 13

Sorry duh I just realized. Sorry my mistake

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illmatic2 16

In Marine Corps recruit training we couldn't even make a phone call.

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yankeesfancg 13

I remember stuff like this, my friends asked for all my drill sgts. names and then sent me a letter and on the envelope it said how hot a drill sgt was or how much of a bitch they sounded like, the drill sgts. were cool about it they knew my friends were ******* with me but I still did a ton of push-ups

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singer0421 32

True friends: embarrassing you in front of military officers

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TheLittleBear 19

Another FML about a ***** in the mail! What the hell is going on here?!

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awkward_panda 8

lol atleast it didn't happen to my friend he just got out of basic. but I feel bad for you because they might never let that moment go

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abhi95 31

Are you required to explain what it's for too?

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nifterific 3

They let kids have Internet access in basic now? Even with your new ***** your anus is safer than mine was in basic!

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