School: It's a sign...

It's a sign...

By Ohfknhell - 16/05/2018 05:00

Today, I received a package from Amazon that was supposed to contain the book I needed for my open book final exam tonight. They must have mixed up my order, because the box contained a large pink dildo. I think the universe just told me to get fucked. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 15:00

Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML

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Too embarrassed to get them from a store?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 02:00

Today, I was told by Amazon that a belt I had ordered was arriving. I grabbed an Amazon package out of the mailbox without even checking who the package was addressed to. I now have an awkward apology ahead of me for opening my stepbrother's box of condoms. FML

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Broken vibrator

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 20:00

Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML

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By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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By screw_this27 - 01/07/2019 12:00

Today, I received a book about sailboats. I'd ordered a book about makeup. FML

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By TMI - 05/08/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his house is next door on the same property. I didn't notice until I had opened it. I had to hand my boss an opened box of toys. Kinky ones. FML

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By dizzlewizzle - 06/03/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

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By NotFernMichaels - 28/07/2022 16:00 - United States - Red Lodge

Today, I received a package that I thought contained a textbook for law school, for which I paid $130 used. Instead, I received a paperback novel titled "The Nosy Neighbor" by Fern Michaels. My semester starts next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2016 10:12 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, I finished a 700-page book for my law exam. It was the wrong book. FML

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Good one, thanks

By zackeryburch - 03/08/2013 13:01 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML

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delude 26

Wednesday 16 May 2018 5:11

Pro tip: order your books earlier so you don’t have to deal with shit like this

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 16 May 2018 6:04

When life gives you lemons, get off with a big pink *****. Or something like that..

Comments

delude 26

Wednesday 16 May 2018 5:11

Pro tip: order your books earlier so you don’t have to deal with shit like this

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 16 May 2018 5:14

Congrats on writing your own punchline! I don’t know if anybody’s going to add the obligatory “shitty situation” or “I hope you mean EX-textbook” comment.

Ervinator35 25

Wednesday 16 May 2018 5:18

Hopefully you can find a way to pass with a giant pink *****

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 16 May 2018 6:04

When life gives you lemons, get off with a big pink *****. Or something like that..

Madrias 36

Wednesday 16 May 2018 6:56

Well, that's a hell of a ****-up.

xxthexmisfitxx 25

Wednesday 16 May 2018 8:25

More like **** your decisions. You waited this close to the final to get the book you need for it? What was going on all semester? Now if you had the pink ***** before... MAYBE that would be an explanation. ****, learn from this.

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 16 May 2018 8:28

Sex releaves stress, which will lead you to be more focused, thus passing your exam. God is looking out for you.

queenwolfblood 8

Wednesday 16 May 2018 17:51

you're ****** in more ways than one

WeirdUS 29

Wednesday 16 May 2018 18:05

Was this a book that was given in the course outline at the start of the semester? If yes then YDI, Did you procrastinate in ordering it? Did you try to order it but it was out of stock? Did you try other websites? There are so many options now to find a physical copy of a text or online copy unless it was last min and you had no other options YDI. Texts are exspensive, but there are much cheaper options like getting last years version or getting a used copy.