Intimacy: Good vibrations

Good vibrations

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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By SplishSplash - 01/09/2013 01:21 - United States

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 612

You deserved it 6 922

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 338

You deserved it 6 357

Ski me to heaven

By Frostbitten - 27/02/2013 03:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 320

You deserved it 6 125

By orgasmicriding - 22/12/2012 22:55 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 252

You deserved it 7 004

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 232

You deserved it 7 282

By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 555

You deserved it 4 643

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 479

You deserved it 6 198

Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 666

You deserved it 10 159

By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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You deserved it 3 107

By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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You deserved it 59 974

surreal 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 12:10

That's really disturbing. I feel bad for you.

Delilahlilah 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 12:14

Ugh, that's horrible. FYL. And how does anyone deserve this?

Comments

DSuarez94 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 13:59

that's ... actually kinda hot I need to l get a motorcycle and pick up a hot girl ... FAST

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 4:44

Get a Harley. Not all bikes vibrate the same. XD

noaman 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:07

# 47, I'm with you, hopefully an old and shaky one as well

twilighter_644 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 15:04

#49- hopefully u r talking about the motorcycle lmao

Jaywin 3

Thursday 25 June 2009 15:42

Drive it on an old dirt road too.

Dilosaurous_Rex 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:53

OMFG NUMBER 65!!! LMFAOOO!!! thats greatttt! XD

justsignedup 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 8:08

That was good, 65. Well played.

mikew85 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:15

I think it should be obvious to anyone that a woman wrote this.... for other stories, it's not always obvious. On an iPod or iPhone, the FML application doesn't display the gender/location info like it does on the website.

lehmuffin 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:12

on my iPod 4 it does!

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:17

Would you like a towel?

13lars13 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:46

#52 wins the most awesome comment award haha but seriously thats gotta suck for you! FYL

Vasir 2

Thursday 25 June 2009 15:02

Why does she need a towel..? she didnt say she NEEDED one... some girl's dont do that.

ogloc 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:30

LMAO. This made my day.

lacalina 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:34

this one really grosses me out...

Leaveittosteven 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 14:39

What the? I could probably have sex for like 3 hours without orgasming. Consider yourself lucky that your physiology is under the influence of MDMA compared to mine.