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By blow away - 28/07/2014 04:36 - United States - Middletown

Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

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By PissedOff - 26/01/2017 14:25

Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML

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By irulan - 14/01/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

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By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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Monday 28 July 2014 18:13

He should have made them into a song. That's the only acceptable way to listen to such noises.

igive 29

Monday 28 July 2014 18:16

Destroy it before it hits youtube...if it's not too late.

Comments

Saraishi 24

Wednesday 30 July 2014 4:37

Return the favor! :D

Mama4ddk 15

Wednesday 30 July 2014 10:50

As I've said in response to a couple comments, I don't understand what the big deal is he was at the dinner table yeah but it's not like you could smell any of the things you were listening to. I can understand if you were in nice restaurant but you weren't. Also, if you can't pass gas or burp around your family who can you? It seems to me like your family is to up tight and they need to relax there are more important things to get their panties in a bunch over this just doesn t seems to be something like that is that big of a deal. FYL because you needed to be embarrassed because of your family's lack of humor.

AlgarinJailene 7

Thursday 31 July 2014 4:55

Can't stop laughing! Omg that must have been terrible, I am sorry!

sirdano 3

Thursday 31 July 2014 6:01

I changed my wifes ringer that way once. and it went off during a quiet church session.

mat_sib 18

Thursday 31 July 2014 14:54

Divorce?

Kamp_West 11

Tuesday 7 October 2014 6:34

so the husband has been secretly recording his wife while she was asleep over a long period of time. i would be far more horrified over that fact, then the idea of farting while sleeping. i'm pretty sure everyone has done a snoring video of their partner once or twice, but to collect enough over time for a compilation?