Kids, Divorce and Parents: Grasping at straws

Grasping at straws

By lulumars - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally confronted my mom about how I felt about her three divorces. She then explained that she went through the divorces because I failed to keep the house clean. FML

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Phazoid 17

Monday 15 June 2015 8:25

"Damnit the house isn't clean, honey were getting a divorce!" I don't see a logical thought process

Gillett 23

Monday 15 June 2015 8:21

That makes no freaking sense!

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Brookiepooooh 10

Monday 15 June 2015 13:50

when parents expect child labor lmfao

bonermonkey 31

Monday 15 June 2015 13:51

telling your kids they are the reason for your divorce is in most situations pretty ****** up.

mistress_paz 30

Monday 15 June 2015 13:53

You mother sounds toxic. I'm sorry, OP. Don't take her crazy nonsense to heart.

vikky538 28

Monday 15 June 2015 14:01

How many times you forgot to clean the house. 3 times only?

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 15 June 2015 14:49

What kind off bullshit non sequitur is that?!

xluciferx666 21

Monday 15 June 2015 15:59

Sounds like your mom is a train wreck who blames everything wrong on everyone else so she can feel better. Good luck OP

bosniangirl27 21

Monday 15 June 2015 16:49

She's not being honest with you

dreadlocmask 15

Monday 15 June 2015 17:13

Huh?

chosha_fml 26

Monday 15 June 2015 17:17

I'm thinking the reason she's had three divorces is because she can't take responsibility for her own life.

BrotherPhil 35

Monday 15 June 2015 17:21

Maybe you should divorce your Mum.

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