Kids: Karma

Karma

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 12:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my daughter came crying to me that her boyfriend cheated on her. I'd like to comfort her, if it weren't for the fact that she manipulated him into cheating on his previous girlfriend with her. FML

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You deserved it 301

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By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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You deserved it 79 346

By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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You deserved it 6 689

By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 21:54 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

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You deserved it 1 900

By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30

Today, my daughter came to me crying because the boy she’s been rejecting for 8 months stopped asking her out, and is now dating someone else. Apparently she secretly liked him and is mad he gave up. That boy dodged a bullet, but I still have to put up with her crazy ass though. FML

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You deserved it 295

Keep your enemies closer

By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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You deserved it 225

Safe space

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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You deserved it 3 146

Don't be a dingdong

By Steve - 03/04/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter's boyfriend came to the house to pick her up. As a responsible father, I had an evil plan to torture the boy who dares date my girl, but my wife preempted my plan so during his short visit, she stood behind me the whole time with her taser down my buttcrack in case I acted up. FML

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QueenSaru 28

Sunday 13 March 2022 1:27

I mean statistically... if they'll cheat WITH you, they're going to cheat ON you. So... sucks to be her, but...

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 13 March 2022 7:30

Man I totally misread this fml lol. Now it makes sense. Yeah what goes around comes around, leopards don’t change their spots, etc.

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Marcella1016 31

Sunday 13 March 2022 1:06

So...how does one do that?

QueenSaru 28

Sunday 13 March 2022 1:27

I mean statistically... if they'll cheat WITH you, they're going to cheat ON you. So... sucks to be her, but...

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 13 March 2022 7:30

Man I totally misread this fml lol. Now it makes sense. Yeah what goes around comes around, leopards don’t change their spots, etc.

Alan 54

Sunday 13 March 2022 9:18

Happens to the best of us :)

Grizz8831 14

Sunday 13 March 2022 15:34

either he is really dumb and easily convinced of things or he's a slute. This situation happened to my sister a few times, both due to her cheating or them cheating with/ on her... it is hard to feel bad, especially since they pretty much reinforce that cheating is alright.

SJKatt 15

Sunday 13 March 2022 22:29

It's quite clear that he is a serial cheater and would have cheated on the previous girlfriend with whoever was around. The idea that your daughter "manipulated" a man into cheating is laughable. Dude cheated because he wanted to cheat. It is sucky for her to have thought he was gonna change, though. To be honest, HE manipulated HER into thinking the cheating was a one time deal, because she was so "special".