Work: Great deal

Great deal

By Depressed - 04/08/2011 11:45 - Sudan

Today, I arrived in Africa to start my new job. I agreed to come to a city with little to no electricity, and poor water for triple the money I was making in Canada. I just realized my boss and I negotiated in two completely different currencies, and I'm now making half of what I used to. FML

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By sicksicksick - 01/06/2012 08:41 - Senegal

Today, after years of lobbying for a travel job, I'm finally in Africa. Everything I eat or drink comes violently back out both directions. When I don't eat or drink, I pass out. Essentially I have to choose between illness and consciousness. Hello, fabulous new job. FML

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By Tupac - 18/10/2017 05:00

Today, I got a new title at work. My boss hyped it up and made it sound amazing, so I accepted. Come to find out it pays 20k less a year and is twice as much work. FML

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By zlotytarasy - 14/10/2009 22:03 - Poland

Today, I accepted a great job offer I've been working months to earn so I can continue to live with my fiancé here in Poland. I just found out that my work visa was denied. Now I have to fly home to Canada and reapply before coming back. This takes a month. My new job starts tomorrow. FML

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Unforgettable

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML

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You deserved it 121

By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 12:42 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, I was forced into accepting a "promotion" for a position that pays less than what I get right now. FML

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By wellfuck - 15/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I got a call from a job I had applied for. Everything went great until I realized I had applied to the wrong location, across town. I'm so broke, I went to the interview anyway. It will cost me more to pay for the gas to drive there to work, than what I will actually make. FML

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Transplant

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 03:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I have manager-level education, an MBA, a second management master's, and I'm on my way for a PhD, but I'm also a migrant who is stuck doing a shitty job because the damn country I have migrated to (Canada) has very little regards for previous non-canadian work experience, even as a manager! I gave up so much for this!? FML

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End of the road

By Anonymous - 02/04/2021 21:30

Today, I landed my dream job with an international company. I figured I could work this until retirement, only to find out they hired me to shut down operations in my market. FML

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You deserved it 99

TFI Friday

By Anonymous - 24/05/2019 16:00

Today, I started a new job. The hours are long, but I didn't mind as I could REALLY use the overtime. Turns out, they don't pay over time. I'm just expected to go "above and beyond for the company." FML

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You deserved it 269

By izziegrl - 24/09/2012 18:21 - Mexico - Naucalpan

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

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DavLynn 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:54

well you shouldn't complain, Africa isn't that rich. believe it or not what youre making is worth more in Africa.

jaff23 11

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:54

How could you be so stupid? Damn I feel sorry for you.

Comments

lemonkittens 8

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:18

Don't you think you should've checked/noticed this beforehand?

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:21

You're probably still making ten times what the average african makes.

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:33

Why would you ever agree to go to Africa...... That's just.... No... Even if you made 3x your wage what would you buy... A mask? A stick? An underaged prostitute with Aids?

waschaffer 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 22:28

I literallly laughed for five minutes at this... just hilarious

IronBrig4 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:55

YDI for not clarifying which currency you'd be paid in. That would've taken just a few seconds to sort out. By the way, if you want some extra money you could paint my garage. I'll pay you in Confederate dollars. How does that sound?

Pufferfish78 5

Friday 5 August 2011 2:46

Canadian dollar is doing better then US money. He'd still be losing money.

elcieloskyler 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:56

That's why you read the fine print lol

physicist48 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 22:01

You're an idiot. You didn't check that ahead of time?

kroekdog 7

Thursday 4 August 2011 22:14

Soo... You went to AFRICA to WORK and make MORE MONEY? Yep that was a bad call.

allenhouse3320 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 22:51

you shouldn't go to Africa to help in the first place

ogplusog 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 22:58

Be happy it wasn't Zimbabwe... you might be lucky you're getting half :P Life experience and the money you save could be worth it. I don't make too much at the farm but my inability to spend it means I save twice as much. But life exp. here involves how much fox news I can endure.