Great news

By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
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mattsan1992 0

set your apartment on fire and hers will burn too

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saIty 17

Take the time to put an alligator inside the toilet.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Or an iguana :3

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sydneyaval 9

sex life=down the drain...i feel ur pain :

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booboothehippie 0

aw man that sucks put your bed in the room farthest away from the wall between you guys or sound proof that room lol

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mintcar 9

I can't even believe to tell you how incredibly sorry I am. Maybe she'll help out around the house? Or you could just ki-- wait...never mind.

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lmaoatall 6

just finish saying it mintcar. you know were all thinking the same thing. and there's plenty of swamp land in georgia.

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mintcar 9

Forget the swamps. Everclear 190 should do the job.

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SteelCladAngel 0

actually the surest way to get rid of a body is to put it in a septic tank ;) itll be gone in about a week, no bones, no hair....totally and completely gone bacteria from decomposing waste is some wicked stuff >:-)

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lmaoatall 6

normally I wouldn't recommend this, but unless you move op, your only solution comes in the form of 90 proof. fyl op.

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sourgirl101 28

Crown Royal "BLACK"? Yum yum!(:

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lmaoatall 6

goldschlager. love cinnamon.!!!!!

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sourgirl101 28

Shake that bottle up and shallow that gold! Lol

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lmaoatall 6

my brother drank so much of that stuff, i thought he was going to piss gold flakes or shit a bar. it didn't happen though. I was so disapointed!

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

since op lives on georgia it'll be more like 180 proof.

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lmaoatall 6

I resent that comment sir! take it back or I'll claw your eyes out.! so insulted! lol

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bigbadtim 7

Just be glad that she is not moving in with you.

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sourgirl101 28

Ugh! If she's anything like my nosey mother-in-law, I'm truly sorry. I'd go insane in the membrane!

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