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By momma6126 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML
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violetdabomb 0

You could always make a show out of it... Everybody loves Raymond

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itsalanis 25

cant anyone actually have a nice relationship with their in-laws? oh well, hope you manage OP.

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violetdabomb 0

You could always make a show out of it... Everybody loves Raymond

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xoconnie 8

hopefully someone else will buy it first. keep ur fingers crossed!

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Gfrigo 1

Tell her about how bad the neighborhood is.

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FarSide 22

You two can become baking buddies, and she can help you decorate your bland living room.

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dre_bro11 12

Remember Step Brothers? Get someone to put on a show if she ever looks at the house.

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manMadeFAIL 7

#26 or you can watermelon the house like that other FML.

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jonan1212 5

Did u know mother-in-law rearranged spells Woman Hitler?

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Neorecon19 18

Whoops, looks like it's time to move!

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japper123 1

Thats nice, then you can see here everyday and she can come visit you when you fell down:). your a lucky lady

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hiLife808 0

I guess it's time to learn how to play nice with mother dearest ;)

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oops_im_fucked 8

Too hard; burn the house down...

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itsalanis 25

cant anyone actually have a nice relationship with their in-laws? oh well, hope you manage OP.

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sxe_beast 11

My paternal grandmother gets along with my mother. I'm pretty sure she actually likes her more than her own son XD

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ReynshineCutting 10

I LOVE my mother in law to death. She's the sweetest lady. My mom is good to my fiancé too. It's our dads that can be problematic lol.

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morgan020 0

My in laws are amazing. I got extremely lucky on that one. They tell my husband all the time that they like me more than him :)

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Penguin07 0

I love my in-laws, but I still wouldn't want them living that close.

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Naena 3

You can still be on good terms with the in-laws, but it's nice to have some privacy with you're spouse.

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muchagente 5

and then explain to her why you don't let her live there. easy!

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DaFudge 6

Do what they did from Step Brothers. Dress up as a Nazi and KKK member.

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SteveTheJanitor 6

Or sneak into the house and do someone's make up so they look like they're dead and sit in front of the door so when they walk in they see a dead person being held by an alive one.,.......

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FMS23 0

Direct her to the other side of town. Talk about all the recent robberies on your side and the sex offenders.

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bunny911 16

Not to mention, all the vandals and graffiti artists.

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Isoldael 27

Tell whoever is selling the place some terrible story about your mom. Like, how she has a wireless network called "the rapist downstairs". Or how she makes people pay for milk duds (the horror!)

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Previous FML reference fail.

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Isoldael 27

That was not meant as a serious reference, just annoyed by how many FMLs aren't even remotely FMLs (or even funny to make up for their lack of FML-ness). There is an apartment available? Big deal, unless OP lives in a town with only 3 available apartments. There's also this thing called "communication". OP could talk about it with mom. If they're not talking, then resort to lame tricks like the ones I suggested before.

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TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

They're selling the house. Shouldn't matter to them who's buying.

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muchagente 5

not to forget the little girl watching out of the living room at night.

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jessecax 0

Hmm, looks like you have to dead-bolt the doors and make sure you close the blinds and keep quiet when doing the dirty!

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FarSide 22

And keep it up everyday. At night, pretend like its Halloween and you ran out of candy. No lights, no candy, no answering doors.

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