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By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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You deserved it 2 987

By Great - 09/04/2014 01:42 - United States - Katy

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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You deserved it 6 266

By nofrickenway - 25/04/2012 00:08 - United States - Newport News

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

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You deserved it 2 739

By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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You deserved it 239

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By momma6126 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML

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You deserved it 2 555

By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 22:58 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 627

You deserved it 2 499

By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - 10/12/2014 14:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 816

You deserved it 2 969

By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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You deserved it 3 687

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2021 08:00

Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML

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You deserved it 84

By KillMeNow - 09/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my visiting mother-in-law announced she plans on moving to our state and living next door. When I said that's not going to happen, she chuckled and said, "It's happening, Kate." Kate is my husband's ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 354

hidingout777 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:28

Have super loud sex!

mattsan1992 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:27

set your apartment on fire and hers will burn too

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meandyou13 0

Monday 11 July 2011 8:19

Well.. things could be worse!!!

constantine91 0

Monday 11 July 2011 10:05

fyl. 100%

FairyTales_fml 6

Monday 11 July 2011 16:43

oh I would move... that really sucks big time.

YaboyVinnie 21

Monday 11 July 2011 17:24

"Every night, take a shit on her doorstep."

megagingerbeast 0

Monday 11 July 2011 17:46

that's when you move =_=

J_ride_33 0

Monday 11 July 2011 17:48

**** it juz burn hers down

corje20 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:58

do you hate your mother in law that much.

MaddiLovesYou12 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:45

that sucks

Plaasmaa 4

Tuesday 12 July 2011 4:46

Always remember the letters in mother-in-law also spell "woman-hitler"

LillitaNiko 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 14:19

yep, your life suck...

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