Animals: Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama...

By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama pants. He then jumped, clinging on to my crotch. I screamed in pain, which scared him and made him hold on tighter. My cat was literally hanging from my vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off. FML

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By Almost neutered - 02/07/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I was laying on the couch when my cat decided to join. Instead of jumping, he opted to climb. While he was climbing, he put his paw on my junk and got his claws stuck there. He then tried to force them out, which hurt even more. It took almost a full minute to break him free. FML

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Poor little guy

By Almost neutered - 28/11/2022 00:00

Today, my cat wouldn't stop attacking the strings on my pants, and I couldn't get him to stop. However, he did finally stop when he missed the strings and grabbed me by the dick, because I accidentally kicked him across the room when he did. FML

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By Attacksloth32 - 09/07/2021 01:59

Today, my cat was sleeping on me while I was laying in bed. I had to use the washroom, so I pushed him off. Except he used my testicles as a way to latch on to me, through my underwear. Let's just say, after having to change the sheets due to blood, I'm considering wearing a jockstrap. FML

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Never disrespect the cat

By Rafiki - 22/02/2010 03:14 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's house, I picked up her cat and held him like he was baby Simba. Apparently he didn't enjoy that, because he managed to somehow leap out of my hands and attach himself to my chest, claws extended. I now have four one-inch-long gashes on my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 21:18 - United States

Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML

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By Catremorse - 01/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Centreville

Today, my cat was laying on my chest while I was in bed. I farted, which my closed legs seemed to amplify. My cat was so scared, she used me as a launching pad and cut my chest in three places with her claws. FML

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Rocky VIX

By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By catgirl911 - 13/10/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to see my cat crawling out my window onto the roof. Afraid he was going to jump to the ground, I crawled out my window as well. I caught him. The neighbors caught me in my underwear and bra yelling at my cat on the roof. FML

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truslide 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:52

i am so sick of this pussy on pussy crime!!! LOL

mooseman 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:50

kinky.

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foz 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:49

LOL that sucks P.S. first (sorry i had to)

z620 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:29

lol damn p*ssy! when I first started reading this it sounded like u were a guy

iiNsTinK 0

Monday 3 May 2010 5:51

epic fail. i wanna see this on video, it would be very very funny to watch.

CitizenSnipz 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 8:07

Somany jokes to make... I guess you don't like pussy on pusdy action.

nirvanafan980 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 7:56

ur pussy loves pussy

YacL 15

Monday 9 May 2011 9:45

I'm sorry, but I would feel more sorry for OP if she were a dude. Not to say I don't feel sorry for her now.

mooseman 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:50

kinky.

nick25255 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 5:52

yum

abbey728 16

Saturday 31 May 2014 3:31

Some say cats suck, but I guess cat's stuck.

shaawty_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:50

fingered by a cat! LOL jk, wow that must have hurt D:

ArminAnderson 0

Friday 9 April 2010 9:06

imagine if op was a guy

WorldCupCheer 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 8:55

it mustve hurt alot already trust me I'm a girl but I can't imagine what it mustve been like if OP was a guy

chelzy 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 22:20

that must have hurt... but I have to say this.... pussy on pussy!!! hehe...

senor_cool 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:51

the images going through my mind right now.....

truslide 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:52

i am so sick of this pussy on pussy crime!!! LOL

htownlove 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 1:21

hahahaha!! 

Xyro 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:52

Your pussy got attacked by a pussy.. apocalyptic maybe?

Jabie 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:53

*squeezes legs together*

Angelya 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:53

#3 I don't think that was fingered.... aoutch that must hurt so much: I'm sorry for your pain.

michael666 7

Saturday 6 July 2013 19:57

shut up.

spazmatic 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:53

damn, didn't that hurt?

onelove7563 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 1:54

a pussy on ya pussy......

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