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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 477

You deserved it 3 337

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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You deserved it 4 340

By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 04:12 - Australia

Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 587

You deserved it 3 864

By Anonymous - 16/01/2017 17:07

Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 174

You deserved it 694

By mcullen21 - 12/06/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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You deserved it 11 722

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Stevenson Ranch

Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 777

You deserved it 12 074

By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 569

You deserved it 3 201

By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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You deserved it 2 178

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By Technomage - 27/03/2021 11:01

Today, my first day at the job, I went up to my coworker and began to ask her name. She cut me off and snapped, “I have a name.” FML

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You deserved it 68

By D: - 06/10/2013 17:13 - France - Paris

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

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You deserved it 3 901

By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 379

You deserved it 6 582

gunmania0 12

Friday 5 August 2011 23:17

What the hell is your name!?

jake1632 9

Friday 5 August 2011 23:20

Jake..... But I go by Robert

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Ishinebrightly 8

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:38

Oooh that's unfortunate..

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:43

Have a nice life

meganseesstars 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:45

i dont think it was luke... who the hell cant pronounce luke?

kasc1996 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:11

Name could be lupe

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:25

Could be worse..."Tube, Pube, Rube" to name a few...

jazzyspazz 16

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:38

pronounce her name wrong

KCPixel 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:41

I'm guessing her name is Lupe.

Nevitt 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:33

i wish my roommate would call me "Lube" .... lucky...

kaengelangeleyes 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:43

His name must be Luke. :) Thats my guess.

YourLifeBeFucked 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:04

#28: *win*

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