Great time to try for a kid

By Anonymous - 04/07/2020 14:01

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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years complained about having to jack off for IVF. We haven't had sex in 9 months, I have to take hormone injections, and I'm jealous of his own hand. FML
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tounces7 27

Is there something about the IVF that prevents you from being able to have sex, or was your relationship already doomed beforehand?

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fjvitt 14

Maybe you might want to reconsider everything going on here...

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BurnInDemonFire 34

"Jack off for IVF" is the new "Bear down for midterms".

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faifai_fml 21

If they can't commit enough to get married, there's definitely a problem in the relationship. But noooooo, bring more lives into a world with millions of unwanted children in foster care & adoption systmes worldwide. That'll solve your commitment issues.

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guiltyschuldig49 12

For those who don’t understand the no sex for nine months, sex during IVF is not recommended for the best success. Ejaculation causes a lower number of sperm when it’s time to collect samples. And the injections for egg retrieval can cause enlarged ovaries making sex painful for the woman.

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clair_brodie 35

YDI Why would you want to have a kid in this world right now? If you do want a kid why not adopt one that already exists and needs a home. Sex causes pregnancy, try that. Maybe get married also, try that sort of commitment first before a kid.

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